8-Bit Ho (Mario and Link Rap about Peach and Zelda / by Patrick Donahue)

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She's played with one too many joysticks...

LYRICS:

I'm gonna need an extra life
If I'm ever gonna win these games you play with me.
It always ends up me alone
With this side-scrolling road as far as I can see.
Like a Boo, I move on -then- you chase me,
But when I come back, you won't face me.
And when I start to think it's worth the hassle
I come to find out you're in another guy's castle?

And did I mention that you're such a tease,
Always telepathing me that you think that I'm the best.
But anytime I get close you push me away
Well excuuuuse me, Princess.
You know you hold the final piece of my heart,
now you're telling me I gotta start a second quest?
Heh, let me get this off my chest:

You're an 8-Bit Ho.

I hit my head up against the bricks
You got me so confused I think I'm trippin' on shrooms, but
I could never make myself believe that you'd rather spend your time with some low-life goombas...
And when you get hurt, you come back to me,
cause you hate it when you feel alone.
Well I'm sick of being a shoulder to cry on when you let the Hammer Brothers stick their hammers in your warp zone.

I'm the one who comes to save you daily,
yet you're taking your clothes off for Justin Bailey?
These other guys just do it for the nookie.
I save the world and get a batch of Yoshi's cookies?
I don't even think a fire flower could melt that block of ice you call a heart.
And I've taken time to pause.
I think we're better off apart.

I've swam leagues for you,
I've ran miles for you,
Fought those things that shoot lasers out their eyes for you.
Gone thru hell and back just to make you smile.
What's it take to get my cartridge blown once in a while?
You tell me I'm the one, my love for you is big
but you'd rather spend your time with a heartless pig?
I try and move on and you won't let me go,
cause you ain't nothin' but an 8-Bit Ho.

Go save yourself now
that's my final note.
I'm done being used.
Triforcin' that down your throat.
I've finally leveled up and I can finally see
that it's high time to find an upgrade for me.
So I wish you luck and I hope you find love,
but in the end it's just you and a Power Glove.

Heh, you know what's NOT a secret to everybody?

You're an 8-Bit Ho.

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[chuggaalhuigi]

This is so awesome dude

[ActorPat]

@chuggaalhuigi Thanks so much for watching! :)

[apossumhodown]

i reeeally hope that plunger was clean.

[ActorPat]

@apossumhodown I can't remember when we got that plunger, it might have been new for the vid. At least, I kinda hope it was lol... Thanks so much for watching! :)

[JakanoryJones]

your awesome for replying to most of the comments! You've replied to two of mine on another user name i think. Thats the best kind of youtuber!!

[ActorPat]

@JakanoryJones Hey, you guys take the time to watch and comment, I should take time every once and a while to make sure you all know it's appreciated! :)

[trashedscatter]

Haha! The part after the credits is a great way to finish.

[xXMapleVodkaXx]

Mega Man: HEY!

Mario *Looks annoyed*

Mega Man *Just kinda smiles* You know what you need?

Mario (Still annoyed)

Mega Man A party! A mega Party!

Gets me every time XD

[beutain2]

AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE THIS

[aggieblue215]

I freakin' LOVE this!!! The Browncoats video is amazing as well. :)

[abs0lute5]

Fantastic! I loved it! Keep them coming and check out my channel! Abs0lute5

[nintendomario007]

1 M 0:26 RE TIME!

[gbz123100]

marioooooooooooooooooooooooo you traitorrrrrrr you have a stupid xboxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

[flow00002]

Where download this song =)

[NintendoZombiet]

Erm, that guy got liked . . . . ewww XP but still a catchy song

[Blackapino2011]

Well exCUUUUUSEme princess

[TheSleepingSleuth]

Zelda Cartoon reference. :)

[DoeBoy999]

Toad is so gettin his mac on.