Twilight Trailer Teaser

by valyrad16, valeria
since twilight is so popular now, i decided to make one myself.
here r the words, in case u can't understand them:
Have any questions?we r alone...
Where r my clothes?
Haha, i'll run away!i'm superman!
Kill the fire breathing deer...
I stolle tgem, they smell better than mine.
When u can live forever, u sweat forever...
Why did u steal her clothes?
They smell so good.
Wow, i've never seen ur neck from that angle before...
What do u live for?DEODORANT!!
Where are ny clothes?Ahha! He has them, i knew it!
Beep-beep, Ice-cream van!
Oh no!i'm allergic!
I'll save u, i'm superman!
Why did u do that?
I stole ur clothes and im guilty, im guilty!
From the wold-wide bestseller...
U didnt have to steal my clothes, i could just wash urs for u!
Ur not my mum, ur my girlfriend!
NO EDWARD!dont steal( i meant kidnap)me!
I souldnt be stolen!
Find out, next time, on Twighlight!
Thats the day, when world hunger ends!
Please come again soon, goodbye!

This is NOT AGAINST TWILIGHT! i read the book myself and i really wanna watch the movie, so please dont send hate comments!

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Twilight
• Trailer
• Teaser
• Paroday
• valyrad16
• riss
• Edward
• Bella

[TheUnw4nted]

wtf?!

[Wildxxhorses]

hahahahahahahahahaha this is great

[leonmccollum1994]

this movies is crappy to me i hate romances but no hate intended