Why the Disney Channel Doesn't Have My Little Pony

Upon creating the hit 90's cartoon "DuckTales", Disney signed a contract to never show pony tails on any of their shows without written permission from the President of Disney Channel due to Huey and Louie's immense fear of pony tails. Apparently, the two would twitch uncontrollably at the sight of one before having hallucinations of ponies doing human-like things such as speaking, driving, drinking, and rebelling against Joethebluedragon's ego. For reasons unknown, this rule still applies today despite the fact that the Disney Channel no longer airs "DuckTales" or anything other than cheesy sitcoms and Phineasatus and Ferbacusmus.

However, Rarity's desire to become a Disney Channel actor like her idol, Miley Cyrus, was so great that she found an obvious loophole through the rule.

Also this video sucks, sue me.

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• Disney
• Channel
• My
• Little
• Pony
• Friendship
• is
• Magic
• DuckTales

[Joethebluedragon]

Oh I get it, this video is funny because ur dum

[TrueTubePoops]

@Joethebluedragon Why the fuffnuggets does this gag video have so many views

[RadekTOXMusicz]

Maybe rights and moneys dont allow disney to publish in their channel, anyways i dont watch Disney anymore cuz its now bunch of really boring cartoons, what happend to classics? Never upgrade classics :(!

[TrueTubePoops]

@RadekTOXMusicz Don't you mean a bunch of cheesy sitcoms? I think there is only one cartoon they still play.

[TrueTubePoops]

@ProwerlessThrone My Little Scrooge McDuck: Money is Magic

[LinkEX]

MLP:FiM is like a contemporary flash interpretation of 90ies Disney Cartoons. Just with polychrome ponies instead of your common anthropomorphic animals from Duckburg :D

I think it would do well in the Disney Channel.

And it could replace some of that teenie sitcom crap like Hannah Montana.

Disney got big with animation and in my opinion, should stay there and primarily stick to animation.

[coolbluemidnite]

AH'M GONA BE ON TEEVEE :D 

[ReijiThePhantom]

Heck, even the main morals are alike

MLP: True magic is friendship.

Ducktales: The greatest treasure is family and (you guessed it!) friendship

[ReijiThePhantom]

You know, I've been marathoning Ducktales recently in honor of its 25th anniversary and I've realized the two's characters have some similar traits

Applejack and Scrooge: Both have an eye for good business, both can be stubborn

Rainbow and Launchpad (and I guess Gizmoduck would count too): High-flying heroes

Twilight and H, D, & L: Both book smart

Fluttershy and Webby: Kindness especially to animals

Pinkie and Bubba: Party animals, both have pet reptiles

Rarity and Beakly: Proper etiquette

[dryice100]

lol

[Joethebluedragon]

@TrueTubePoops ITS OVER 9000! Original joke, plz dont steal

[Joethebluedragon]

@TehEliteOne Why is this comment downrated? It's very accurate and heartfelt

[MrBassRabbit]

This should've been a YTP.

[ThePwnybrony32]

@LinkEX they haven't even shown kim possible or lilo and stitch in like 6 years.