Pledge of Allegiance - The Whitest Kids U'Know on IFC

An elementary school class recite the pledge of allegiance, from The Whitest Kids U'Know season 5, episode 7.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Darren Trumeter Jr
• Sam Brown
• Timmy Williams
• Trevor Moore
• whitest kids u know
• Zach Cregger
• IFC

[seachaange]

this sketch is SO accurate it's not even funny...

[chosentonessournotes]

@xxxBlueIncendiaxxx I don't think you get it. Once when I was in homeroom when I was still in school, I was sleeping. I didn't stand for the pledge, and they tried to suspend me for it. THAT is the whole point, that children are pretty much forced to say all this shit when they really don't even know what it means.

[FlopnShop]

i dont get why everyone trys to act all big and bad in the comments

[chosentonessournotes]

@footbalr074 PS: YOU'RE an asshole, YOU'RE TOO lazy to stand up, etc. It's pretty fucking pathetic that I slept through/bullshitted my way through most of school, yet I have a better grasp of the English language than you. Learn to fucking spell and use proper grammar before trying to belittle someone else, ya fuck.

[chosentonessournotes]

@footbalr074 PS: YOU'RE an asshole, YOU'RE TOO lazy to stand up, etc. It's pretty fucking pathetic that I slept through/bullshitted my way through most of school, yet I have a better grasp of the English language than you. Learn to fucking spell and use proper grammar before trying to belittle someone else, ya fuck.

[chosentonessournotes]

@footbalr074 Oh shut the fuck up. I'm no less American or less patriotic just because I slept through the pledge. That's our right as Americans, that we aren't forced to do this shit. Get off your high horse, chump. I was also, what, 14? 15?

[footbalr074]

@chosentonessournotes Your an asshole, your to lazy to stand up and show a little respect, but shame on the school for interrupting your precious nap time and forcing you to stand.

[footbalr074]

@TravisManicci no if you actually look at each objectively, there's not many similarities and there are many differences, of course as with any large nation if you look for similarities your going to find some

[TheIndieKitten]

My teachers eventually gave up trying to make me stand.

[Fathoms2004]

Schooling is a form of cruel and unusual punishment.

[MrTechfreak1]

this is a joke right