The Truth about Toad

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Music composed by Koji Kondo
Lyrics by brentalfloss
Accompaniment arranged by brentalfloss

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LYRICS
Have you met Toad?
He's Princess Peach's PA
Just between us, I think he's definitely gay
You may not agree, but listen close and you'll see
He's very likely to be a big gay
(Big gay)

He shops for shoes like Aretha Franklin in a big hat store
He's a Judy idolizer, with facial moisturizer galore
(Gay gay gay gay gay)

He loves ballet
And he owns the Golden Girls on DVD
He went to seminary
Link says hes a fairy for sure
(And Link knows his fairies)

On the other hand, he may just be metro
Plenty of guys are goin' that way, today-ay
And if he's gay, we still would like
(Would like)
Would like
(Would like)
Him an-
(Him an-)
-y way!

That's my friend Toad,
So yeah he's definitely gay
It's not his fault, they cultivated him that way
He swear that he's bi, we're pretty sure its a lie,
But either way a fungi, who says "haayy!"
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And if you're gay like Toad, don't let assholes give you shit about it. It's okay to be gay. Just ask Samus Ar--*oop*--I've said too much.

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[ManioKartWii]

At least Toad doesn't need a mushroom to get one up =P

[luigi33451]

i like toad and hes cute but i dont think hes gay:(

[juanmarcos2000]

@luigi33451 he's not,there are girl versions of toads

[stephenbensinger]

stupid :( :(

[nicolitox22]

0:55-0:57 im curious haha xD

[jreed3842]

1:03.... I'm Shithead and I JUMP across the street.

[silverhedgehog192]

@luigi33451 Says Luigi!!! joke Xp

[Anotherwizard312]

@luigi33451 its not bad if he is lol :P

[Halfaland96]

@luigi33451 Why the sad face? Straight or gay, he will always say "I'm the best!" when he crosses the finish line in Mario Kart, and I will always agree with him.

[ApcolypticMufin]

@nbraun4 0:40 "And if he's gay, we still, (we still) would like (would like) him anyway!"

[nbraun4]

This is disgustingly homophobic

[SwagMasterSmurf24]

Another way you can tell that toads gay is that his name rhymes with chode....toad the chode....