Scabies (Baby Parody) - UNE MedRevue 2011

A parody of Baby by Justin Bieber - produced for the University of New England Medical Student Assoc. (UNEMSA) MedRevue 2011 "Gonorrhoea in 60 Seconds"

Credits
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Cast: Eli Stalidzans, Anne-Marie Guider & Raam Gangisetty
Written by: Oscar Cumming, Eli Stalidzans & Dave Townsend
Produced & Directed by: Dave Townsend

Lyrics
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I saw her dancing, she looked alright
I knew with her, i wouldn't have to fight
She was a four, maybe a five
But there was nothing else so I just took the dive

We got a drink, 'cause she was paying
Went back to her place, you know what I'm saying
But 6 weeks later, I got a big surprise
I had an itch that was spreading up my thighs

She'd given me scabies, scabies, scabies, oh
Scabies, scabies, scabies, no
Scabies, scabies, scabies, oh
I should have wrapped my junk at the time, time

Scabies, scabies, scabies, oh
Scabies, scabies, scabies, no
Scabies, scabies, scabies, oh
And now I'm waiting in the doctor's line, line

Back at the Stro, looking for whatever
I saw a guy, he thought he was Hugh Heffner
I thought "what the hell, I guess he'll have to do"
He may not be the 'one', but I am overdue

I took him back, hoping for perfection
But instead, he needed my direction
I sent him down, down, down, down
But I had no idea what he would leave around

He gave me herpes, herpes, herpes, oh
Herpes, herpes, herpes, no
Herpes, herpes, herpes, oh
I should have stayed home for the night, night

Yes I've got herpes, herpes, herpes, oh
Herpes, herpes, herpes, no
Herpes, herpes, herpes, oh
And now I have this shit for life, life

When I turned 18, Stro'd for the first time
Dem ladies grinding, booties looking fine
Then I saw her bumping, she was getting crazy
Popped that crystal, made that girl my lady

Rolled back to her crib, in my red barina
She was flexible, like a ballerina
Then she kicked me out, for the walk of shame
Called me 8 weeks later, said I was to blame

She's having my baby, baby, baby oh
My baby, baby, baby oh
My baby, baby, baby oh
Just when things were looking fine, fine

She's having my baby, baby, baby oh
My baby, baby, baby oh
My baby, baby, baby oh
I'm not sure that it's even mine, mine

Now I'm done
[yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah]
'Cause I have a son
[yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah]
My money's gone
[yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah]
So It's time to run, run, run, run
I'm gone.

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• medical
• student
• revue
• medrevue
• une
• new
• england
• armidale
• justin
• bieber
• baby

[stocker05]

2:11 Oh Raam, you fucking legend...

[ocdoc69]

o hae lyndal the 26 year old nursing student from australia, no need for my digits, meet me at the corner of marsh and donnelly tuesdays and wednesdays between 9-11PM

[radgefark]

2:58 he's missing a shoe!

such an awesome video XD

Bob is gonna hate cleaning the Stro after you lot have been in it! <3

[nigramancer]

You never let me do that to you Eli :(

[vodkacrumble]

also well done to UNEMSA for promoting safe sex

[vodkacrumble]

who is the girl in the first verse and can i get her digits