Pooping the Chewts 7: Lies Revealed

One day, Will.i.am complained about conservatives, calling them "terrorists". This caused President Obama to really like him, even though he then switched to asserting that "love for your own gender" was bad and eugenics was good.

Fast forward eight years. After failing to get Gonorrhea from Selena Gomez, Will.i.am gave up on learning how to Kung-Fu Fuck. Perhaps he could wait until Justin Bieber was 18, but for now he didn't even care. That is, until King Harkinian told him that Fergie had the HIV virus and would die if he didn't Kung-Fu Fuck her.

Alarmed by this revelation, Will reunited with Mario, Luigi, Obama (who had become toast), Lightning, and Snow, and set out to fuck Justin Bieber and get Gonorrhea, weather or not Chris Hansen would let him. But all is not as it seems - Kung-Fu Fucking may not be the solution to all of his problems. Or is it? Stay tuned to find out.

(No ridiculously long description, I have far too much chem homework to do)
(Subtitles may come if I have sufficient time)

Sources Used:
APM - Cockney Capers
Army Staff Sgt. Salvatore Giunta's Medal of Honor Ceremony (Public Domain)
Carl Douglas - "Kung Fu Fighting"
Dateline NBC
Dido - "Thank You"
Doctor Rabbit's Bright Smiles World Tour
Final Fantasy VII
Final Fantasy XIII
Hot Chelle Rae - "Tonight Tonight"
Hotel Mario
King Harkinian - "Under Attack (In the Morning)" feat. Will.i.am
Link: Faces of Evil
Rebecca Black - "My Moment"
Shakira - "Hips Don't Lie" feat. Wyclef Jean
Star Wars: Episode III: Revenge of the Sith
Star Wars: Episode VI: Return of the Jedi
Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic II - "The Sith Lords Theme"
The Black Eyed Peas - "Boom Boom Pow"
The Black Eyed Peas - "I Gotta Feeling"
The Black Eyed Peas - "Just Can't Get Enough"
The Black Eyed Peas - "The Time (Dirty Bit)"
The Black Eyed Peas - "Where is the Love?"
Wizards of Waverly Place
"Yelling at Cats"
Zelda: Wand of Gamelon

Category:

Music

Tags:

• charts
• will.i.am
• black
• eyed
• peas
• justin
• bieber

[ABQkeed]

..I thought Andy Grammar was gonna be in volume 7

[TheChewanater]

@ABQkeed He was in volume 6...

[Comptonater]

Wait....so why does he need gonorrhea again?

[TheChewanater]

@Comptonater Did you see the previous episodes? He couldn't jizz enough, and Cee Lo Green told him that Kung Fu Fucking could help, but only if he had gonorrhea.

[MrFrankCalzone]

Am I the only one that think this whole "Will.I.Am gonorrhea" thing is getting kinda stale. The Pooping The Chewts videos have really just turned into just making random people say cum, jizz, fuck, and gonorrhea. Cs188 is beating you, Chewanater.

[TheChewanater]

@MrFrankCalzone The reason I came up with this idea was to avoid making plot-less videos about people saying random swears. See, now it's like that, but with structure.

I appreciate the feedback, though.

[MyFaceHole]

I like your videos but i cant help but notice that your sentence mixing isn't as smooth as it could be. What kinda software do you use, because that could be the problem. Otherwise good JOJ!

[TheHvalek]

xD, Will I AM suddenly turns into a white woman outta the blue :p, I can't help to feel bad for him after all he's gone though.

[Marioman303]

How dare you make mario and luigi girls

[XCMAX10X]

SNIFF I MISS KOTOR 1 & 2

[MusicDude198]

Sorry to make a cliched comment but the Star Wars Knights of the Old Republic II music was orgasmic. I used to play that game A LOT. Anyway, nice poop. It's cool that there is actually a story. And the ending was really good.

[peterganna]

thanks now i gotta look up this song...

[chumshot1]

This is the most riveting tale Ive ever heard...

[zlordzyxxyz]

Why can you sentence mix Justin Bieber out of anything?

[TheHvalek]

AND i want some more amish and a day in the boss poops :D, jonas brother too if you can :D