What a myth we have in Jesus

Another revamped hymn (What a friend we have in Jesus)

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• christianity
• Mythology
• jesus
• never
• existed
• hymn

[sanphaka04]

I have to say that I didn't like the "jesus can kiss my arse" part. It seems deliberately offensive to those who believe that, if he existed or not, actually had a few good words. No supernatural works that I believe, but certainly not an example of the worst of humanity that does deserve a KMA, and who are around us in abundance. Please concentrate on them, or the god of the OT.

[AuntieDiluvian]

@sanphaka04 I understand where you're coming from, but I want to express 'no fear', so I guess I use disrespect to do that. It's not everyone's approach, I know.

[Eopyk]

Happy new year Auntie :)

All love from me Jasmine

[AuntieDiluvian]

@Eopyk And to you Jasmne!

[themsfightinwoids]

To be fair, Jesus was probably just a wandering social critic who eventually annoyed enough people to get himself whacked. There are only a handful of unremarkable passing mentions of him in the contemporary historical record. All the miracle stories started decades after his death, getting more embellished and incredible as time went on.

But the bastard still should have held down a real job instead of living on handouts from gullible people.

[tombloom99]

I got a lot of criticism for complaining about the "kiss my ass". I stand by that. If we as unbelievers will ever be taken seriously, we must be civil. They say we lack the moral standard of the 10 commandments. Saying KMA just reinforces that to the fundies. I say we stand for a far higher moral standard than the plainly immoral 10 commandments. One element is civility. Be Nice.

[billzybobb]

"Jesus Christ Can Kiss My Arse..." Lol. Love it. Not to be vulgar though. If Jesus won't. I'm more than willing to kiss your ass. SORRY. I couldn't resist.

[johnanthonydb]

@sanphaka04 I've read your comment a few times and I still can't make sense of it. It's just a video and whether you find it offensive or not is irrelevant as you chose to watch it. It's just like asking Cinderella to kiss my ass, why take offence on the side of a fictional character? I enjoyed your song Auntie!

[hairyreasoner]

@sanphaka04 It's offensive to tell Jesus to "Kiss my ass" but somehow not an offense to utter the threats that this fictional character did? Come on.

Jesus: kiss my ass and then go fuck yourself.

[MarkofBeastRevealed]

THE BIBLE IS THE MARK OF THE BEAST. any logical person will make fun of Jesus because they can tell how absurd bible people are. But God didn't sent a bible. Jesus is the word of God. King james was born 6, 1566, 6th out of the house of Stuart. He authorized 66 books and gave them power to speak (the bible says)

[AndrewTheEternal]

@sanphaka04 Are you aware of what the pearls before swine line was about or the fig tree story?

The Biblical Jesus may not be amongst the worst of humanity even today but certainly deserves a KMA.

[Darwinsgift]

What a splendid little dittie!

[Hyperplaterine]

@sanphaka04 While we can't demonstrate the non existance of God, we can show that Christianity is factually untrue. The same applies for every other religion. If people insist on being delusional then their beliefs don't deserve respect.

[HimesInu]

@themsfightinwoids Actually, the first secular mention of "Christ" is from Josephus who wasn't born until 40 CE, therefor unable to have ever met the man.

[HimesInu]

@sanphaka04 But the god of the OT is the same as the god of the NT. Let's put it in perspective. A man breaks every law known to humans for three years, disappears for five, then comes back and helps the world. Is this man still responsible for his actions before he disappeared? Same idea.