Piss In My Pants ft. Harvard Medical School '14

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The Jubilee Project and Harvard Medical School Class of 2014 produced a parody of SNL Lonely Island's "Jizz In My Pants." This video was premiered at the 2011 Second Year Show: The Hangoverdose.

This video will also be used to raise awareness and money for prostate cancer. For every view this video gets in December, sponsors will donate a penny to "ZERO - The Project to End Prostate Cancer." Become a sponsor and pledge to donate a penny per view by emailing project.jubilee@gmail.com.

For more information about ZERO: http://zerocancer.org/

Directed and edited by: Eric I. Lu
Lyrics written by: Josh Baugh
Recorded and mixed by: Albert Chen
Performed by: Josh Baugh & Camila Fabersunne
Produced with: Eddie Lee, Jason Y. Lee

Original by SNL Lonely Island: http://bit.ly/tfMMzb
Instrumentals: http://bit.ly/vJsN7m

LYRICS

VERSE 1
Lock eyes from across the bed
Ready the needle just like the doctor said
What artery supplies the thenar hand
Like I didn't know it was the radian
My attending says we're ready to go
Just keep the right angle to steady the flow
Wipe the arm with a sterile swab
Preventing infection like it's my job

Feel the pulse to find the proper place
I'm a pro no need for your heart to race
Look up cuz I've got that vessel traced
See the look of terror on my patient's face

And I piss in my pants

It's not a big deal, just play it cool
I bet you used to do back in middle school
No I don't have a problem with incontinence
I just piss in my pants

Don't tell my attending or he'll never respect me
Just tell him that I did the whole procedure correctly
I promise that I'm good, there's no need to fuss
Now I'll go out and change

VERSE 2
Sitting with a patient for an interview
Got everything I need here, said we're through
Walk into the hall ready to present
Smilin cuz I nailed that informed consent
My attending's outside no time to rest
Doesn't know he's about to be damn impressed
Look over my notes wanna check to see
Got that full past medical history

About to bring mad honor to the hippocratic oath
Realize I didn't ask men women or both
And I piss in my pants

Sorry doc, I spilled sanitizer on myself
Gonna go ask that patient for a little help
Need to know your sexual preference
And yes I pissed in my pants

Don't know the deal w these alcohol rubs
But I'm gonna go grab a new pair of scrubs
They make it so hard here to wash your hands
Gonna go change some bed pans

VERSE 3
Last week, I was with a girl
Talkin like the most interesting man in the world
No place like chili's for the perfect date
Then my pager goes off, "You're already late"
And I piss in my pants

VERSE 4
Making turkey with my aunt for our holiday bash
How much salt do I use? "Honey just a dash"
By the way, could take a look at this rash?
And I piss in my pants

VERSE 5
A man on the subway starts choking on his food
And I piss in my pants

VERSE 6
Just saw an ad for a malpractice suit
And I piss in my pants

VERSE 7
Suddenly I can't remember what a flavanoid is
And I piss in my pants

VERSE 8
Spot a left facial twitch
And I piss in my pants

VERSE 9
I piss right in my pants every day in surgery
I wanna run and hide when I look at a brain CT
Don't know what to prescribe all these names look fake to me
I wear a catheter so no one knows I have to pee

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[xangelgrlx]

oh harvard med. oh jubilee. <3

[drewbeee86]

@InternetTrollism

Sorry for being late. We were too busy SAVING LIVES!

[4ecompass]

These are medical students? Future Doctors? Wow, who says doctors don't look like those on Grey's anatomy? These med students are sexy

[608seascape]

lol

[enza086]

hahahaha loved it!

[insomnia63089]

If they don't have a problem with incontinence

and just piss in their pants what's their problem?

I don't get IT!!!!

but i find it funny...

[InternetTrollism]

@db1160 Not at all. Just would have expected more from the highly acclaimed Crimson. It's a shame GPA and MCAT don't correlate with creativity and wit.

[db1160]

@InternetTrollism

What a douche. Clearly bitter about getting rejected from HMS.

[jpghumman]

Wasn't surprised to see over a 100 Indian doctors in the video. (sarcasm) :P

[sarahguntz]

that was a good one. catchy!

[Giascreen]

I was a little confused as how this was a p4a video

untill the end

the video was amazing but you should have done a better job promoting the charity

thats the important part

DFTBA

[Songbard95]

This is hilarious! DFTBA!!!!