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Taylor Swift + Breaking Bad Parody - 'We Are Never Ever Gonna Cook Together'

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Published on Oct 18, 2012

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Our Breaking-Bad-themed parody of Taylor Swift's "We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together"
WARNING: Spoilers in this video, especially for those that have not seen Seasons 4 or 5. Our lyrics focus on their relationship during those seasons especially. You have been warned. And catch up already.

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This is a parody. All music tracks were created from scratch by Israel Curtis and Joshua Aker of Somakat.com. The music was not taken or sampled from the Taylor Swift "We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together" track. Lyrics were written by Eddie King. Vocals were performed by Israel Curtis and Eddie King.

LYRICS
I remember when we cooked up, the first time
Cooking in the RV, it was rough, we killed
Krazy-8, and Tuco, Gale, and GusĀ 
We're the best we shouldn't stop.

Every time we kill someone you say "Jesse,Ā 
Its over and I swear it's gonna change, trust me."
You in this for the money or the meth?
Neither, I'm building an empire.
Whatever. I'm out!

Oooh if you walk away from me tonight
then oooh, I swear, you're getting nothing, getting nothing

We are never ever ever gonna cook together
We are never ever ever gonna cook together
You go talk to Goodman, talk to Skyler, talk to me
But we are never, ever, ever, ever, gonna cook together

Yo, whatever

I'm really gonna miss all of our fights
And you, manipulating me to think you're right
And you, believing that I didn't poison Brock
You know, I am now the danger and I'm the one who knocks

Oooh if you walk away from me tonight
then oooh, I swear, you're getting nothing, getting nothing

We are never ever ever gonna cook together
We are never ever ever gonna cook together
You go talk to Goodman, talk to Skyler, talk to me
But we are never, ever, ever, ever, gonna cook together

Oooh Heisenberg 3x

I used to dream that we'd cook forever ever
But I'd always say, "Yo man, whatever..."
W: Uggg, so he comes by and says, "What are we going to do?"
And I'm like... "Who's we?"... I'm the only vote left -
We are never gonna cook together. Like, ever"

We are never ever ever gonna cook together
We are never ever ever gonna cook together
You go talk to Goodman, talk to Skyler, talk to me
But we are never, ever, ever, ever, gonna cook together

[Oooh Heisenberg]
[gonna cook together]

You go talk to Goodman, talk to Skyler, talk to me
But we are never, ever, ever, ever, gonna cook together

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  • breakingbad82

    Game of Thrones

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  • Scott Yates

    better than the actual song

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  • Lavender Gooms

    ONLY LIKE 2 MORE MONTHS AHFDJKGHUIWFVYDBIOWBDUIGDIOHDF­GU*OFIOHFWIOFHIOPF

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  • DragonFlameTV

    Wheres Mike Ehrmentrout? Hes awesome

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  • midrashim madeeq

    Yayyy :-D:-D

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  • Shahria Uddin

    Ahh, I see what you did there, very smart.

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  • Flip Gunderson

    S'all good man!

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  • TheBonesGamer

    lol

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  • wakuboys

    Don't worry,just a troll,the finale hasn't even premiered yet.

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  • SuperAndrew003

    you bich

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  • SoonToBeAwesome

    Do Dexter :DD

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  • SoonToBeAwesome

    Nahhhh, I'm pretty sure you're Asian.

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