Mo Pages Mo Problems (Parody of Mo Money Mo Problems)

A rap video from the 2008 intern class at Mount Sinai Hospital

Mo Pages Mo Problems

Verse One: Nakul

Now, who's doc who not
Tell me which doc who rounds on the floors
You tell me who dropped who made the code stop
Who hands got hot, who put the foley down
and gave one shock, the same ol pimp
Coat, you know ain't nuttin change but my length
Wanna make it stop but my team gimme' strength
Guaiac a million stools puttin on the glove
IMAs  in Spanish Harlem intern double up
We don't play around here's a bed lay 'em down
Heart rate tachy 101 and nurses pagin' now
I'm the young Harlem intern with a beeper now
Can't no Ph.D. fellows hold me down, Klotman,
schooled me to the game, now I know my duty
Stay humble stay low nurses really moody
True pimp intern got no time for the booty
Overnight, Friday night oh here comes a cutie
*singers come in over this last line*

I don't know what, they want from me
It's like the more pages we come across
The more problems we see
(repeat 2X)

Verse Two: P. Demmy

Yeah yeah, ahaha, from the S-to-the-I-to-the-N-A-I
I'm the fresh faced intern on the upper east side
I call all the docs
Give all the shots, discharge the rocks
and write sennakots, I know you thinkin now's
when all the pagin stops, intern never
home gotta call me on the cot,
Ten years from now we will be on top
how many more admissions man my list is gonna pop
Now whatcha gonna do when Nakul's
List of patients much longer than yours
and a team much stronger than yours, page for me
the patient next to see
arrythmogenic ectopy, it ain't panic me
Cause it ain't enough time here, put a central line here
I'ma shine here, deal with many nurses
but treat'em all fair, and I'm
brighter than the city lights down in Times Square
Yeah, yeah yeah

I don't know what, they want from me
It's like the more pages we come across
The more problems we see
(repeat 2X)

Verse Three: Notorious Bauml

Uhh, uhhh
A.B.G., BMP, CBC
No info, from, the TCC
JACO agents mad cause I'm flagrant
log my hours, with new innovations
My team's supreme, patients seen
Signout clean medical dream, I be that
Doc you see dialin' all the vents, sent
Labs and orders, social workers
Student, I told ya, check the PTT
Bruise too much, the rates, too much
Slow down the drip heparin's too much
call my resident for help, ya he's clutch
Me lose my touch, never that
If I did, ain't no problem to get help stat
Where the true interns at?
Throw your pagers in the sky
Wave em side to side and keep your hands high
While I give your student the eye, intern please
Medically, our PD, Babyatsky
With Klotman big on the cover of Lancet
Seven triple oh, here's my beeper number
Attending's got to know, I got to go
Got the air sat stizat, labsonem' plus
lactizate, dangerous
heart rizate, get the pads before it's too lizate

I don't know what, they want from me
It's like the more pages we come across
The more problems we see
(repeat 3X)
What's goin on?
What's goin on?
I don't know what, they want from me
It's like the more pages we come across
The more problems we see

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• Rap
• pagers
• problems
• medicine
• residency
• mount sinai
• hospital
• internship
• new york city
• mo
• money
• puff
• daddy
• notorious
• BIG
• mase

[avipsnede9]

LOLZZZ :3

[mfpaz1]

too funny..:) 

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[BlakePlaya]

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[vidodalli]

hahah, thumbs up!! I like it! :D

[sexykatie90]

thumbs up if you like Mo Pages Mo Problems (Parody of Mo Money Mo Problems)

[edstounded1]

Mo pages you get, mo problems you see, you learn mo. AWESOME!

[Nizpee]

I bet a lot of effort was put into this

[cheerona]

lol. Loves it!

[princeROCkytv]

Omfg this is so fuckin funny lmao