The Fair Race

Who will win the race? Who will get the girl? Watch & see! The 2011 San Diego County Fair takes place from June 10 - July 4. Watch as "Auto Crankshaft Mobile, Esq. XXVI" (the villain) and "Ferris Wheeler, IV" (the hero) "race to the fair" in this old time vaudeville movie. Starring Jerry Hager and Larry Keogh. www.sdfair.com

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• San Diego
• Fair
• vaudeville
• Jerry Hager
• Larry Keogh
• Stu & Kazoo
• Del Mar
• Del Mar Fair
• San Diego County Fair
• villain
• hero

[MrAutomobile26]

A little post script -

The Girls and I are in Miami Beach - Gott'a go the waiter is here!!!!

See, I do Win!!!

[MrAutomobile26]

Yes I agree - You Sir are the Worm!!!!

and Yes - I do go very fast - too bad you are not able to keep up!

Ha! I Win again!!!

[larrykeough]

Autostrada-you are like a high speed multilane higway in Italy-cruising down the highway at great neck speeds-you are like on auto pilot-you sir ramble on with useless information. As they poet once said, "When I was very young, I once put a worm on my tongue. I didn't like the taste a bit, and so I didn't swallow it. But, oh it makes my mother squirm, because she thinks I ate that worm." Now there's some real poetry for you Auto Matic!

[MrAutomobile26]

What a poor attempt! You no nothing of words or race - Sloppy, tied, & dull. If poetry is what you seek then hark my words you fool. There once was a driver so tiddy and white he thought to be a racer - he thought this right So when the flag dropped -He stumbled and fell On seeing this I, Auto could tell "This is no racer - This is no test This is a man who needs a long rest". So away went The "Wheels" of Ferris that day And Auto was the victor- that's all I need to say! Ha!

[larrykeough]

Auto Van Transmission Fluid-here is a little haiku poem for you sir.

Auto Mobile Went

To A Race One Day In June

One Two Three Your Out

From Ferris (don't call me Buehler) Wheeler III

[MrAutomobile26]

Hey "What's Your Face!" - The only cat meowing is the one I left behind! - See Me Soon! In your Dreams Jelly Bean! - I am so far ahead of you on all counts, that you are only a speck on my rearview mirror - Wait That's a fly not a speck - same thing!!!!!

Ha!!I Win Again!!!

[larrykeough]

Mr. Auto, you talk dust, you talk dirt, you talk dust, you talk muck face! What Sir are you trying to say? That my friend is the million dollar question, and here is the answer. You have said nothing. I will see you on the track in due time for the Race Of The Century! That reminds me, what will you be racing? I will be riding my chariot niftly painted to the Cat's Meow! See you soon! On the race track that is!

[MrAutomobile26]

Ha - guess what? What! No you guess...Okay, I will tell you:

You are in the mud! and that "VW" that just flew by - Well, that was I! You while you chew on your little hamburger, I am winning the Race, The Girls, and the hearts and minds of all who cheer for victory! - Yup mucky-face - need you say more? Nope- you have said enough- So now EAT MY DUST!

[larrykeough]

...need I say more?

[larrykeough]

Dear Auto Nonomous-(if indeed hou could self govern yourself)

In an open letter to you I have conducted myself with the honor and self respect as one should in your mud slinging half hamburged sliders. I will not stoop to such foolishnes as to lower myself in the the muck and the mire (wet spongy earth-you know like marsh-like a bog-kinda like you Aut Van Volkeswagon) only to be dragged down into troublesome or an intractabel situation that I've often and constantly seen you fall into...