Snail Slime - Slakken Slijm

Snail slime has Alantonine in it,a cellrepair product.
A jar with cheap creme and some synthetic Alantonine cost about 20 euro for 20ml .
A rippoff if you ask me so I walk in the backyard and pick a handfull of the little slimeballs.
You see a gelatine like film on my skin wich is pulled ever so tight.
The snails are very nice to the touch , especially on the nose and next to the eye it is a blissfull coolant /refreschner .
It feels very soft and I let it sit all day,the shine goes away in a few minutes but the skintight feeling stays for a good couple of hours .
The snails are used with a little bowl of cold water .
It keeps them more or less in place and I use all the exess slime water to wash my hands and feet with .
Snail slime also has disinfectant properties so my feet stay in topform and they feel nice and soft now .
After climbing up and up and up again,I bring my little friends back in the garden till tomorrow.
People , walk outside find some snails and try it yourself .
I call dibs on the name" sNail Salon or S'nail Salon" for beauty parlors with a 100 euro payoff for the name in any variation .
For those who are interested ,
When the young student Bhuddah meditated outside in the hot sun,he formed an alliance with the snails who climbed on top of his head and formed a shield of shells as to block off the sunrays .
When you see a Bhuddah statue , observe the snails on his head .

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[moore79]

Thank you for sharing this. How long do you leave the snails on your face? Have you noticed a big difference? I have heard that they are really good for scars?

[Hultrasson]

I play with the snails about 5 to 10 minutes.

Your skin is much softer after use.

I like to think that I look 10 years younger.

I noticed a big difference with my feet ,they are much softer .

People with foot odor should get relieve with snailslime, but I never had smelly feet so I'm not sure.

I think that young kids with zits and acne should use snailslime every day to clean the skin.

I am sure they look better within the week.

[avatar4613]

do you have to put alive snail?

[Hultrasson]

Yes you do.

[Hultrasson]

I sleep year around with a musqito net neatly tucked into my bed. I fear and loath little scary crawling and flying insects.Conspiratie tells me that the average person eats like 10 spiders a year in their sleep.They just march into your mouth while you lay there snoring and drooling defencelessly and blissfully unaware. Gross me out so much that I cannot sleep unprotected anymore .

[IWillSexU]

how do you get them to walk over your face? They are always going to for sleep again after i wake them up..

[SladddSCREAM]

This also works good with stretchmarks right? 

[manuelkazanjian]

2 vraagjes:

halen ze ook puisten en moedervlekken weg?

wanneer kan je je gezicht gewoon weer wassen met alleen water?

[yunaluna4]

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[why484]

I bought snail slime in cream because it is very difficult for me to find snails.. i don't have a garten.

I was just wondering: is it supposed to feel like your face is burning>??

i'm just not sure if the cream is bad for me or not..

Thanks!

[why484]

I bought snail slime in cream because it is very difficult for me to find snails.. i don't have a garten.

I was just wondering: is it supposed to feel like your face is burning>??

i'm just not sure if the cream is bad for me or not..

Thanks!

[MyHeavenlySunset]

Anyone can try this on acne first please? Really creeps me out, but if it works on scars or ance, I'll endure it..