Joose commercial

Commercial we did for the new "Joose" drink.
Music by The Gozinya's.

LYRICS:

Joose! Drink Joose! It's good, it's good for your balls and cock.
Just like beer only stronger. It's energized rocket fuel.
Mix with vodka in a glass. You will be drunk real fast.
Take some shots with your buddies. Drink it down!

Drinking the Joose and we're filling our hearts with the urge to destroy and the need to rock out
As we guzzle them down we'll kick you right square in the nuts!
DRINKING JOOSE!
Fucking your Mother with your little brother, we're snorting cocaine off of your family portrait
We're rocking so hard our jizz blows a hole through your head!
DRINKING JOOSE!
Joose makes you suck me, you'll eat out my asshole, you're giving a tongue bath to my wrinkled brown eye
I fill up my butt and squirt juice all over your face!
Now finger my shitter as I jack it all over your place!
YEAH!

Joose! It's good for you!
Like a pussy it's nice and tight.
Even when you've got stupid shit to fix.
You're wife makes you work on crap, and you don't want to do it all.
Think for a second and drink. Drink right now!

Joose is the magic that makes you get hard
Joose is the cure if you're born a retard
Joose is the one and the only true reason to live!
DRINKING JOOSE!
Give it a chance to come into your life
It'll get you that raise, let you buttfuck your wife
It'll even post bail for you when you get D.U.I.'s
DRINKING JOOSE!
Every night when I look in the sky
Joose smiles down and shows me a good time
Joose is so good I shoved the whole can up in my butt!

And YOUR Mother's a Slut!
YES SHE IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• music
• video
• drink
• joose
• commercial

[PinkusPuhek]

The government is controlling our addictions.

[123woodbridge]

god i love joose

[DobermansRock]

On my 3rd DWI. 2 years in jail, 180 hrs community service, 5,000 in fines and fees. Be carefull guys. Party hard but party smart.

[hedgepethc]

I like joose and if you can't handle it your a pussy faggot bitch

[MegaRollerblade]

@brothalemew lol really

[Energi2DmaxX]

9.9% alc/vol I though Its 12% well it is here in OK , funny video

[xTH3D3VA5TATORX]

Im Joosed UP!

[giancarlos119]

i drank 2 joose yest and almost got a heart attack , dont drink this shit is dangerous

[brothalemew]

I wish it was good for my balls and cock. I have a thin 3 inch dick. I'm a 28 year old virgin. I don't try to have sex cuz i kno it would never work, the girl would just laugh at me. oh well i gess ill get world of warcraft.

[DJBIGCG]

hahahahahahahaha this is a great commercial and real funny too

[RaamAnkka]

My friend is called joose!