Simpsons Religious Quotes
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Homer: I bet the guy she was singing that about was real happy.
Marge: Well, actually, she was singing about God.
Homer: Oh, well, He's always happy. No, wait, He's always mad...
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"God, we paid for all this ourselves, so thanks for nothing." - Bart Simpson.
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in the world of religion is no place for FAKTS
and in the world of FAKTS is no place for religion
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@PrivateJoker17 haha you have educated and insulted at the same time, well done to you.
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smoten, LOL.
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God: Thou hast forsaken My Church! Homer: Uh, kind-of... b-but... God: But what! Homer: I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell? God: Hmm... You've got a point there.
8 months ago 3
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@louizasan Mmmm.... sacrilicious.
9 months ago 3
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Bart:"What religion are you?"
Homer:"You know,the one with all the well-meaning rules that don't work out in real life...Christianity!"
9 months ago 4
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Homer:"Why do you mock me, oh Lord?"
Marge:"Homer!That's not God!That's just a waffle that Bart tossed up there!"
Homer:"I know I shouldn't eat thee,but...!" ;-)
9 months ago 4
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"-Well God, you made a very powerful enemy!"-Homer J Simpson
9 months ago 2
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prayer has no place in schools, just like facts have no place in organized religion....i will quote that many more times
Yedsta 2 years ago 105
"Ned. Have you tried any of the other major religions? They're all pretty much the same." -Rev. Lovejoy
Sumkrazyguy55 2 years ago 65