Urgent APCFB News - Slurpees are being stolen!

The clip says it all - A rash of Slurpee thefts are sweeping the nation. We, the Assocation for the Prevention of Cruetly to Frozen Beverages, aim to stop it. All we ask is for you to take part in our investigation - 15 minutes of your time, could save a Slurpee.

Do your part. Visit www.apcfb.com, and sole the Slurpee mystery.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• APCFB
• slurpee
• cat
• funny
• Maria Banford
• Kevin McDonald

[GameGuruGertrude16]

Fro-Jack is hosting a real-world scavenger hunt? Im so there! Looks like nows a good time to quit my job. Go prune yourselves, you lousy rose bushes!

[triangulationnation1]

Make sure you dont get cornered in the lower quadrant that kept messing me up, too. Man, I cant wait until the real-world scavenger hunt for this baby.

[GameGuruGertrude16]

Hey, has anyone been to the Fro-Jack site lately? I cant figure out how to solve the Tampa puzzle, but Im having fun trying!

[FreezeFaceFreddy]

Ho do you spell that?

[KevinFoglemakerRules]

Go to the APCFB website, that's how!

[SlurpeeeeeeeeeeeeFan]

But how?

[KevinFoglemakerRules]

Now that those two idiots are done squabbling, let me remind everyone to help us find the missing Slurpees!

[FreezeFaceFreddy]

Yeah!

[CousinFreezeFaceFred]

That was just that one time! And, in his defense, I was curled up in a ball on the floor, right behind him.

[KevinFoglemakerRules]

Mmm there goes my lunch. How is it that you have time to post these inane ramblings? Shouldnt you be mixing up a batch of toxic goo and trying not to trip over your own cousin? Isnt that what you do over there at Sucky-Freeze?