Christian Science: Healed By Prayer

A lowcarbcomedy.com mockumentary about christian science

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• lowcarbcomedy
• christian_science

[menderfire9]

@DocHymes No Dochimes, the discussion was not about propaganda, it was about the fact that you can't stand to hear criticism of CS without insisting that the criticism comes from a spirit of hate! You display the typical defense of other fanatical CSists when confronted with anyone who knows more than you know about MBE and CS! You speak just like the priests who you condemn. We vocal former CSists care about human life, health, freedom from mental bondage & free speech which your beliefs choke

[mohfoz77]

LET’S MAKE ALL MYTHS, RELIGIONS AND SUPERSTITIONS HISTORY.

[joeMopar412]

"irrational intellectuals" LOL! 

[stagestar99]

As someone who's a Christian Scientist I find it funny that you're using the NIV bible because we use the King Jame's Version of the Bible. If you're going to mock a religion, at least get your facts straight! Whatever you choose to believe about CS at least take the time to study the basic principles of the lifestyle before you make conclusions. If you want to have an intelligent and respectful conversation than feel free to message me, I'd love to talk!

[whanethewhip]

"Christian Science". Isn't that a little like saying "smart dumbass".

[whanethewhip]

@TheEclideia Now you understand one thing, there is no "creator".

[TheEclideia]

Understand one thing once and for all! we have a mindset focused on diseases and drug reliance due to a life style imposed by the captalist system which is totally disconnected from our creator. Renew your mind with divine wisdom or you won't last long.

[Nathan21122012]

Animal Beating Bastard

[wahzsi]

@spilledinsanity: hi again,

I visited in the last 40 years 10 different christian science churches in germany and the us and I never met people who frightened me going to doctors or taking medicine.

Hence, I would suggest that you become more specific with your feedback and make clear at which branch church you made these bad experiences. christian science in general does not promote these ideas you publish in your clip and your comments. harald

[spilledinsanity]

@rns12

uhmm, no. People KNOW that medicine works because it is based on evidence and because you can take it and get better and thousands of people do that every day. Try not being so ignorant.

[spilledinsanity]

@rns12

doctors only "kill people" when they can't fix an illness that is too severe. CS "kill people'' because it keeps them from getting medical attention, perhaps even letting it get that severe in the first place. On top of that, you aren't thinking of the thousands upon thousands of people doctors heal daily. Something as little as a urinary tract infection could kill someone if left untreated but doctors give them antibiotics and they go back to living life like normal.

[spilledinsanity]

@MrHaraldWa

that's not true at all, at least for my church. They definitely implied that doctors and medicine were wrong when, idk, they said that medicine is a lie and told horror stories about people leaving cs only to go to the doctors and die in surgery. My optimism towards my health and the fact i have a good immunity because my parents let me roll around in dirt as a kid are what has helped me to be a healthier person, it has nothign to do with CS, and doctors fixed my leg pains.

[spilledinsanity]

@thesecretcoop

yes, and this is what happens when you leave the church YOU DIE. wow, not a cult at all.

[spilledinsanity]

@ritapatinski

i've personally been in CS all my life and read the scripture and though this is poking fun at it it is actually pretty accurate. They believe that diseases come from an error in "mortal mind" or not knowing you are really god's child, which is pretty freaking ridiculous when you think about it. I've sat around a table with Christian "scientists" poking fun at cancer and saying that it's all in the person's head. Utter nonsense.

[spilledinsanity]

@maxmollylr

im sure thats what they tell you, yes.

[spilledinsanity]

you're real savior is good DNA

[ritapatinski]

Who is this clown? He never read the book of Christian Science, he is just putting the believe down but he knows nothing about it. Many people just follows what others like this clown say without even reading the original.

Maybe Christian Science don't believe in retards because they believe everyone is a child of God, so maybe this guys aren't retards, maybe they just try hard to look like they are.

[maxmollylr]

Why not read Science and Health yourself then make the big decision of weither you like CS or not. I practice Christian Science and absolulely love it. I go to doctors. I take medicine. People are afraid of they do not understand. If I was not a Christian Scientist, I would love to know what the religion is about. It definately is for thinkers and not sheep. It is based on love, no fear, and free thinking. They do not diss other beliefs, which I love. I think more Spiritually about life.

[lerox22]

so a christian "science" professional is basicaly a witch doctor

[thenewtalkingguitar]

@rns12 have you ever heard of the placebo effect? I think that if this whole " christian science" thing works, it is only because you believe that it will work, therefore your entire belief system is just one giant placebo effect.

[thenewtalkingguitar]

@rns12 then by your logic, why don't you just always go to the doctors rather than sit down, put your hands together, and hope that this actually does anything?

[Seikhupatz]

Ok, this was pretty hilarious. Loved the high five at the end.

[thesecretcoop]

@wink359 Henson was raised in modern Christian Science, but he went his own way as a young adult. According to the Wiki page, he saw a doctor who missed the diagnosis. His condition continued to worsen, but he had no desire to go to the hospital (as many people of other beliefs avoid it like the plague!) When he finally went, the doctors failed to help him and their aggressive treatments may have even provoked his death (as many hospital procedures are known to do!) Btw-Scientology is not CS.

[MrHaraldWa]

This video addresses a huge misunderstanding about christian science. There is no directive in christian science which says "don't go to a doctor" or "never take medical medicine". A lot of people trust in the healing method of christian science because of the great experiences they made or friends of them had. So a lot of christian scientists don't go to a doctor because they don't need to go to a doctor. Christian Science helped me in a lot of cases.

[wink359]

Jim Henson was a Christian Scientist, unfortunately, and he died of pneumonia, because he wouldn't accept medical intervention. What a loss to the world.

Thanks "Rev" Eddy. Pretty scary stuff. A little like the Scientology cult.

[thefixedG]

@jjthesurvivor2000 What a stupid comment! Are you a grown up? If you write something here do think first and than act! Regards