"Walking in Walmart" (Walking in Memphis parody)

Yes, we're walking in walmart. Funny Walking in Memphis parody.

Put on my old brown shoe
And I drove my Mustang
Parked my car in Aisle 2
In the middle of the pouring rain
Smiley face man—won't you look down over me
Yeah I got a nice gift card
But I'm as lost as a shopper can be

Then I'm walking in Walmart
Trying to find the frozen meals
Walking in Walmart
Trying to find a really good deal

Saw my mom's hairdresser
While I was looking at shampoo
Followed her to the employee lounge
Then I watched her walk right through
Now nobody else saw her
She came out with a lot of food
But there's a pretty little thing
A half-price ring
It's my birthstone's shade of blue

Chorus

They've got coupons on the table
They've got chatter in the air
You can buy all the stuff you want
And you don't have to care
'Cause they've got low prices in Walmart

Now Muriel gives out cookies
Every Friday at the bakery
So I went down to see her
And they asked me if I would
Like a sugar cookie
And I thanked her-it was just right
And I said--
Why do they have a Christmas aisle
When it's the nineteenth of July?

Chorus

Put on my old brown shoe
And I drove my Mustang
Parked my car in aisle 2
In the middle of the pouring rain
Parked my car in aisle 2
In the middle of the pouring rain

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• walking
• in
• walmart
• vt2154656
• parody

[Auctoratrox]

Go Lizabeth, u representing the halifax good girl

[Auctoratrox]

Way to Represent the Halifax!! Yo go girl!!*

[vcat2k]

This is pretty cool. I wish the quality was better. Maybe you should try recording solo and putting it up again :)

[Moonchimes]

You have a terrific sesnse of humor. Loved this. Hugs,~Moonchime ♥