Easter Jesus Music Video

Comin' straight outta heaven, yo! DJ JC drops his hot new single.
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Lyrics:
Jesus Christ, real name no gimmicks.

Two Easter egg bunnies go round the outside, round the outside, round the outside.

Guess who's back?
Back again
Christ is back
Tell a friend
Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back...

I've created a holiday, cause nobody wants to see Jesus no more, they want a savior, I'm chopped liver
So if you want a savior, this is what I'll give ya
A day when bunnies lay eggs that I call Easter
12 apostles and 4 gospels
know I can pull off the impossible
by not becoming a fossil when I'm six feet deep
I pop out of the ground and hook you up with some Peeps!

Now this looks like a job for me
Even though they crucified me
Don't you know that you can't kill me?
Cause there'd be no Easter without me
Now just when you thought I was dead
I came back and squatted an egg
Stuffed you with fish and tons of bread
Turned water to wine and messed up your head

Little Christians y'all better listen
Stop wishin' that I would come back on a mission
Hanging in your kitchen is my crucifixion
But I was a Jew, so take that Mel Gibson!
A savior, peaceful behavior
I gave ya, a reason to be good to your neighbor
I smoke so much of that funky flavor
I don't even care that Judas was a traitor

Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody grab a bunny
And just give it up for your man JC
Cause there'd be no Easter without me
Now I used to get no respect
My teachings, they tried to correct
But I pulled off a special effect
And I'll blow your mind as I resurrect

A tisk-it a task-it, Easter eggs in your basket
I'll be doing the sprinkler when I bust out the casket
Bet your Cadbury egg, I'm back from the dead
Give you so much sugar it'll hurt your head
I turn the other cheek every day
I died for you so you won't have to pay
So I hope you don't mind doing me a big favor,
Show me some love and make me your screen saver

Now this looks like a job for me
Even though they crucified me
Don't you know that you can't kill me?
Cause there'd be no Easter without me
Now you all should take my advice
It's time to make love not war tonight
Cause you know I'll make you feel so nice
So spread 'em girl, for the passion of the Christ.

Category:

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[jaypo63]

lol lol at last few comments,you guys have upset the jesus brigade,beware the wrath of the happy clappys

[SelfmadeMonkeys]

@jaypo63 Hah! Thanks for the warning. If you have any tips for defending ourselves, please let us know. Bulletproof vest? Holy water? Jesus shield?

[adicjuni]

u too can be saved!!!! he loves u anyway, and i encorage you my brother to experince the life jesus has reserved for you. my lord loves you. plz don't make this videos please because it hurts when someone insults my lord. remember nothing will ever fill in your heart but him!!! don't ber afraid god will give you the love you can't find=) i know u just can't velieve and you feel like this is all a lie, i felt like that before, . give urself an opportunity plz plz plz plz plz

[SelfmadeMonkeys]

@adicjuni You make a great point.

[No1Rides4Free]

You know.. You self loathing,liberal ,attention freaks don't really fool anyone. You hate yourselves and you want the rest of the world to be just as empty as you are.. When you see anyone with faith and practicing good mental health , happiness and self improvement that scares you... so just like any self loathing idiot you attempt to tear that down. Your attempt here is worthless moron.. YOU STILL HAVE THAT LOST,EMPTY PIECE OF SHIT STARING BACK AT YOU EVERY MORNING IN THE MIRROR...don't you...

[SelfmadeMonkeys]

@No1Rides4Free Wait a second. Just you wait a second! Shh, don't say anything. You know what? I like you. You've got spunk, kid! We should hang out. What are you doing this weekend?

[SuperLightning123]

mp3

[ruthannbh]

dumb.

[juiceman38804]

you guys just did this to get a rise out of people obviously.. and it worked to a certain extent. You cant deny however, the people that post these comments would appear quite sane and not the crazy religious freaks you might portray them to be. So who is the fool in this picture? You should take this down and stop embarrassing yourself but im sure you wont do that. It looks like time and money went into this piece of shit... sadly....

[DemianHermann]

Jesus said "I am the Way, the Truth and the Life". But why do so many Christians ignore the truth? Modern Christians choose to believe in myths rather than acknowledge reality. Seek the truth, please go to Truthcontest(dot)com and read The Present (with religion).

[1lillylangtree]

Haha, this guy looks like a total dumbass

[NinjaxPower]

bastardi -.-"

[EASTSIDEGANSTA1]

dumb asses

[jaypo63]

nahhh i usually find inserting a red hot poker into any one of their orifices does the trick,its precise and straight to the point,lol take care

xx