Barney Rap

Barneys keepin it real

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welcome to the barney show,
let me show you how i flow.
hit some shit wit a baseball bat,
make it hot make it splat
omg whats outside,
time for me to show my pride,
but i got no place to hide,
livin in the west side
run from the cops,
and ill give you da props
todays lesson is on expression,
just spit ya rhymes its what i be stressin
come up in ya crib its what i do
teachin all these kids how to put on thier shoes
when i roll in your hood i be blastin
yo dis is hip hop we everlastin
My big belly is rumblin,
the 40s be bubblin,
alright all you bitches
lets hit the switches
oooh shit im real,
you bitches know the deal
doin my marchin band,
hit me up grab my hand
dis is a hula hoop ima give you da scoop
gingers gonna die,
gonna poke you in da eye
damn you be good at dancin,
lets get straight to romancin
know we looking over there,
my rhymes be unfair,
don't you just love that snare
music flowing in da air,
sittin there in your chair,
you aint got no pubic hair,~
you know whats goin on
ima bout to call upon
a big bitch you already know
she sure knows how to flow
here she go grab da mic
keep that shit real tight
eat ya food all day
just come up and say hey~~

Hey guys whats up
i came by to say sup
been eatin food all day
i got no time to play
bitch i don't need no exercise
ima give you a surprise
bouncing my ball all my life
ima shank you wit my knife.
watch bitch ill show you
you aint gotta damn clue
bouncin my ball cause im strong
standin here rhymin this song
theres no way i could go wrong
barneys here lets get along
when hes gone we hit da bong
all day long.
thank you for your appreciation
for this rap annihilation
i got bust by immigration
now i be on probation
but its time for celebration
this is the barney education
next on the mic is the asian
teachin yall a new equation~

Listen up, listen quick
Kung phooey, chop stick
I'll kick you in da face
Had sex ina vase
Oh no wrong song
Shouldn't have hit da gong
chinese penis not long
In Hong Kong!

~~just doin my morning exercises you know its healthy its what you gotta do~~
~~this rapping....its sensational!~~

Jumping jacks Nigga!
Finger on tha trigga
ya'll know how i do
my wallet's gettin bigga
took a nap ready to kill
muthafucka i'm ill
it's obvious I got the skill
because its coming out my grill
other niggas being fake
don't u make the same mistake
just be sure to partake
in a game of pattycake
check me out I'm fly
hit you with a drive-by
who's next in line to die
took your snack now you cry
what you know about that?
acting like a hood rat
ima show you how to mac
cuz i got it down packed
damn you'sa fine bitch
but you better not snitch
or you'll end up in a ditch
Six feet under!!

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[123Tjpimpin]

im not even going to lie i know this whole song

[Jameslikespudding]

how the fuck does this have to little views?? thats fucking bullshit!

[KatanasAndIce]

The Asian Kid part has to be so OFFENSIVE that it's HILARIOUS.

[THEaMatt09]

I cant even listen to "the point of no return" without laughing now

[Superkingdomz]

Finga on the triga... WEAK..lolzz

[Spazz6768]

Jumpin' jacks nigga. Finga' on da trigga. :)



[Superkingdomz]

Lolzz

[Superkingdomz]

Yea

[extremebomber]

hahaaa love the friggin chinse girl

[T1mesp4wn]

@123Tjpimpin i know it too its the best

[kylewuzhur]

ive had this song on my computer for the past 3 years

[kalvinl8]

@123Tjpimpin hahaha me too man its sick