Straight Outta Closet

Creepin real slow, thru da hood, ridin shotgun and it feels real good, take out ya gat, pack ya clip. N***a dont swerve when I suck ya dick. I got miles of street cred. Ever do a drive-by while gettin road head? I am Notorious G.A.Y, fuck better than yo girl, and here is why..

Slide ya cock in, I'll never cry. Ass to mouth then i'll suck ya dry. Make ya ass forget that im a guy, cuz i started gang bangin at the age of 9. its a different gang bang that you should, i'll cuff you to the bed like you doin time.

Apple martinis, designer jeans, eyebrows thinner than a lean cuisine. Shave ya nuts and trim ya goatee, be a gangster, and drink your 40. Sticky icky icky just for me, goddamn im feelin lucky. Take out ya dick, rub it on my face, thank you daddy- for my pearl necklace.

Run a bubble bath and we'll share a laugh. Divide my legs like this was math. Sit on my face and i'll lick dat ass, damn that chicken gave you gas. Cuz aint nuthin but a G-string babyyy, 2 loc'd out n***az pickin daises, Versace is the label on my blazer, unfaseable cuz i aint got tha aids, yeaaa.

So if you eva thinkin bout switchin teams, u gotta be hard if you know what i mean, swallow 9inches like it aint no thang. You gotta let em know and spread the word. We get more dick than the name Richard. So have another drink til you feelin blurred, get in a position that you prefer, and tomorrow you better remember what just occurred.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• gay
• rap
• hip hop
• fag
• funny
• gangsta

[tymars45]

my dick smells

[mrpotatohead656]

hilarious jordan .... this is michael. jonathans bro

[jdavy86]

Jordan that has to be the funniest shit ever!!! Lol

Love, goooorrrrr!!