Too Many Chicks (On the Dance Floor) - FOTC Too Many Dicks REMIX

Three girlfriends venture out to a nightclub for a good time when unbeknownst to them they discover a plethora of chicks. Will they ever find dicks on the dance floor? A parody of the Flight of the Conchords original "Too Many Dicks (On the Dancefloor)." From Episode 5, Season 2 of the acclaimed HBO tv series.

Too Many Chicks (On the Dance Floor) Script & Lyrics

(Ellyn)
Hey, guys! Too many chicks.

(Michelle)
What?

(Ellyn)
Too many chicks.

(Marilyn)
Whats that, hun?

(Michelle)
How many?

(Ellyn)
Too many. You guys are dorkin up my vibe with all the chicks. We need to spread the chicks out a little bit, create some male space. Come on, move apart, guys. Spread em out. This isnt the loco-motion anymore. Over there, now! Theres too many chicks on the dance floor!

(Marilyn)
Too many chicks on the dance floor
Too many chicks on the dance floor
(Michelle)
Too many chicks
(Marilyn)
Too many chicks on the dance floor
(Michelle)
Too many chicks
(Marilyn)
Too many chicks on the dance floor
(Ellyn)
Too many chicks

(Michelle)
Going to the party
Sippin' on Bacardi
Wanna meet a hottie
But there's Amber, Eve, and Lottie
There's Lily, Brabra, Bonnie
They're on leave to be mommies
The only schlong I'll see tonight will be made of origami

(Marilyn)
Tell the bitches, make it understood
It ain't no good if there aint no wood
Make sure you know before you go
The dance floor hoe-bro ratio
Five to one is a fashion show
Tell Jen and Zoë it's time to go
Wait outside all night to find
Twenty girls in the bathroom line

(All)
Too many chicks on the dance floor
(Ellyn)
Easy to fix
(Marilyn)
Too many chicks on the dance floor
(Ellyn)
Spread out the tits

(Ellyn)
Too many chicks
With too many tits
Too close to my clit
Too hard to meet dicks
I need better odds
More rods, less broads
Enough with the prattle
Skedaddle with the tampons

(Michelle)
Too many girls
Too many skirts
Too many sisters
Not enough misters
Too much time spent on too many dos
Too many divas, not enough dudes

(Michelle)
Too many chicks
Too many thongs
Too many moms
Now sing this song

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[Eruaphadriel]

EPIC

[mSheLcHicAgO]

@Eruaphadriel THANK YOU

[udot111]

thats some bad acting..lol

[mSheLcHicAgO]

@udot111 We know ;)

[cegriffin]

This is by far the best re-done Flight of the Conchords song ever.

You girls rock! I'd gladly be one of the chicks crowding your dancefloor any day.

[mSheLcHicAgO]

You rock for watching! We appreciate the feedback.

[jbonzmcgee]

actually a great parody haha nice to see you actually put effort into it lol. btw the disco ass.. amazing haha

[liptastic]

That was actually really good. I had fun singing along! Love your version haha. What made me laugh was the girl with glasses at the beginning being all like "How many?" makes me laugh everytime! Keep it up!

[DannySan626]

HAHAHA , What The FUUUUUCK lmao

[ctodrummer]

Too many chicks on the dance floor is an oxymoron

[TheKarmacon]

Love the disco ball tits!

[TheTmantyla]

This is a great parody of the Conchords' paraody Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor!

[Sollesnes]

well done :) 

[senri44]

actually not that bad. but it could have been better. good song overall

[HandycapDonkey]

ha they said wood

[OKvex]

XD great job!

[carlosspiceywieneful]

lol