Social Media is for Losers

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The ballad that says what we've all been thinking.

Written and Performed by @JamesKotecki
Filmed and Directed by @EmilyKotecki

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Social media is for losers
Losers who have no real friends
It's for fools who don't know where the real world begins
And their Internet fantasy ends

Let me tell you, I never got Twitter
It's a pointless and time-wasting site
And those hashtags all confuse the crap out of me
What are #ThingsThatBlackChicksDidLastNight ?

Don't DM me, just give me a phone call
Better yet, talk to me face to face
I just now realized I should have optimized
My Top 8 friends on MySpace

But it's too late now
'Cause everybody knows that that site blows
'Cause social media is for losers
That's how it goes

Have you ever been to a "tweetup?"
Well don't bother, they're totally lame
It's just nerds staring down at their iPhones
Making their Foursquare checkins the same.

And if you're frequently posting on Facebook
You're a lonely, unnatural freak
You're life gets monetized while you're buying the lies
That your updates are somehow unique

And stop sending me invites to Farmville
'Cause I find all those messages rude
But don't worry that doesn't mean children will starve
'Cause you're not growing actual food

If you live all your life online
You might as well be dead.
Because social media is for losers
That's what I said

Hey do you think maybe you can retweet this?
I'm really trying to promote this song
Maybe post the video on your Facebook wall
So your friends can all sing along?

I tried to write about this to the papers
Tried to get on some local TV
I even shouted it out from the roof of my house
But I couldn't make anyone see

That LinkedIn is nothing but losers
And Tumblr is only for losers
And Google+ was designed just for losers
Social media is for losers

Losers like me.

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[MrBlackBoxers]

but i still use youtube which is ofcourse not a waste of time ....

[traestephens]

Brilliant. Definitely posting this on my facebook wall. :)

[SuperThirtySomething]

Ha ha! Facebook is for losers for sure...

[clenttrifton]

Nice. I think this might be one of your best videos. It just went into my favorites.

[innulja]

you are brilliant, you should get famous and than discredit main stream media, that's how people will listen lol! and then while you're at it educate the rest of the nation on the matters that are important, let me know if you need help!

[truthisouttheir]

lol thats fucking awesome man and kinda reminds me of billy joel. i just subbed u.

[RedGyl]

@jalster2 Nice shorts, too ^_^

[RedGyl]

Awesome! Shared it on my Facebook account.

[jalster2]

Haha nice shirt!

[godislove92]

posting an anti-social media video on a social media site......nice one :)

[lyllabear]

hahaha great

[PeaceProfit]

Bravo !!!! ;)