Cooking with Christ
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I have to say, jesus' mother had an excuse for the whole 'lazy cooking' thing. She was raped by Yahweh (the christian god.. yes, that's his name), and then didn't get any form of repayment, except her child got magic powers.
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HEY BLANKET!
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@altoexe islam isnt about peace
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Mark 16:1-8 is inspirational and involves a cooking allusion! How fun! Mark 16:1 Now when the Sabbath was past, Mary Magdalene, Mary the mother of James, and Salome bought SPICES, that they might come and annoint Him. And, I love the moment when they recognize Christ has risen! Good stuff! Great way to blend humor and Bible study.
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@AlexPreachesTruth I take pleasure imagining people suffering in hell. Why? Because I'm a douche.
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You're getting the hottest part of hell Betty...
Offensive, inappropriate, absolutely dreadful. 5 God damn stars.
Iwonderwotsfordinner 11 months ago 88
@699backstab Islam is actually about peace and fraternity. She is making fun of people like YOU. Not Muslims, or Jews, YOU. Congrats on a total moment of pure genius! You make me proud to be an American! Oh wait, no you don't.
altoexe 7 months ago 17