"Relationships"

SO I HAVE MY BLOG AT SCOTT SANFILIPPO DOT COM AND I THOUGHT THIS WAS GREAT. NOW IM BEING TOLD THAT I SHOULD BE V-LOGGING. V-LOGGING, WHATS THAT? VIDEO BLOGGING.
SO I HAVE THE CAMERA, IVE GOT THE BLOG TO POST MY V-LOGS TO NOW ALL I NEED IS CONTENT. SO TO KICK OFF MY FIRST V-LOG, IM GOING TO TALK ABOUT RELATIONSHIPS, SOOMETHING THAT HAS BEEN ON THE TOP OF MY MIND LATELY.
ONE OF MY FAVORITE TELEVISION SHOWS IS SEINFELD. IN THE FUSILLI JERRY EPISODE, GEORGE LEARNS THAT HIS MOTHER IS OUT THERE AFTER BEING RECENTLY SEPARATED FROM HER HUSBAND. LETS GO TO THE VIDEO.

SO JUST LIKE MRS. COSTANZA, IM OUT THERE. BUT HOW DO YOU GET OUT THERE? IM NOT A BAR FLY, IM NOT OUT AT CLUBS TILL FOUR IN THE MORNING, SO WHATS A GUY TO DO?
I CLICKED OVER TO ONE OF THESE SO CALLED RELATIONSHIP SITES AND TOOK 20 MINUTES OF MY LIFE, WHICH ILL NEVER GET BACK, TO FILL OUT A PERSONALITY PROFILE. I ANSWERED QUESTIONS LIKE:
DO YOU TAKE ANGER OUT ON OTHERS?
DO YOU OFTEN FEEL LONELY AND DEPRESSED?
DO YOU FEEL YOU MUST ALWAYS BE IN CONTROL OF A SITUATION?
ARE YOU BOSSY?
DO PEOPLE TEND TO LIKE YOU?
AFTER ANSWERING THEM ALL I WAS WONDERING IF I WAS ON A DATING SITE OR SIGNING UP FOR ANGER MANAGEMENT ANONYMOUS. AS QUIRKY AND AS STRANGE AS THE QUESTIONS WERE, I WAS ALWAYS TOLD BY MY PARENTS TO TELL THE TRUTH AND NEVER LIE.
NOW I KNOW WHY MY INBOX IS WELL, EMPTY.

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