What's the Funniest Thing You've Ever Read on Twitter?

http://go.tagjag.com/twitterwit - Twitter Wit: Brilliance in 140 Characters or Less, Nick Douglas has collected the funniest tweets out there. He has assembled these lines to celebrate the humor that is shared among Twitter users. This is the only Twitter-supported book about the microblogging phenomenon. http://www.twitter.com/chrispirillo

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[UuWHITEPANTHERuU]

i did not hit you i just hi fived your face

XD

[Xjkjk3264X]

Jonas bros. sucks.

[DanielStevenPople]

"It is apparently frowned uppon to rub a wedding invitation against your balls" XD

[PropertyOfStupid]

please follow me on twitter @oliviahawes I will follow back!.:)

[valeyun]

are u still a virgin??? fucking weirdo...

[Zer0FiveSeven]

Wow can you read Tuck Everlasting on video next time? That would be twice as interesting... which means... NOT AT ALL.

[desenagrator]

your an idiot! how can text kill your mum?

[leewoody09]

Twitter is crap!

[Nerolus]

Sweet vanishing book trick.

[JuniorProducer1996]

Im ordering the pizza

the pizzas here

im eating the pizza

i burnt my tongue on the pizza, i burnt my eyeball with the hot cheese

Follow Me!!!

lol, Twitter sucks

Facebooks Better

IDK about myspace, it has too many pedophiles

-Marty