the national weather service in the garry's mod server house has issued a troll storm warning ..
troll warning for...
Gary's mod until 10:00 pm
at 9000 pm ...national weather service trollologists were
tracking a confirmed large and extremely dangerous troll storm 14 miles
south of bill nye...or 11 miles northwest of 7 year old trolls...the butt.hurt
is at 25 mph...
locations impacted include...
Garry's mod
The internets.
Fourms
Steam
this storm includes shitty hacking attemps.
this storm has a history of producing smelly socks causing damage...
the safest place to be during a troll storm is in a basement away from a computer with all servers you own shut off. if in a
mobile home...evacuate to a bunker. get under a
workbench or other piece of crap furniture. if no bunker is
available...seek shelter in a hippie van,.
use moutan dew or earpulgs to cover your mental health and always stay away from windows.
this is an extremely dangerous and life threatening situation. a
large troll storm has been confirmed. if you are in the path of this
destructive troll storm...take cover immediately in a bunker...
this warning replaces the previous warning issued for assholes...
Dick Hertz was used in the makeing of this film
Trollnado Emergency!!!! PDS Trollnado Watch.
ServbotNO10 9 months ago