I Play A Dwarf Fortress Zombie Mod

I play a Dwarf Fortress zombie mod and fail terribly at it when like 6 infected torsos spawn on top of me.
The video was sped up x2 so my computer's slowness wouldn't torture people.

Category:

Gaming

Tags:

• Torso
• Army
• Eat
• Chicken
• And
• People
• Dwarf
• Fortress
• Zombie
• Mod

[muter34567]

@dennisnedry First of all, a PC can handle any game BETTER than any console can, with advanced graphics AND mods.

Second of all, can you're games simulate internal injuries, being able to attack ANY PART OF THE WHOLE ENTIRE FUCKING HUMAN BODY, have different types of wounds, realistically mange a food and drink system, with diseases, being able to create many things, generate completely different dwarves, just like real life people with dislikes and likes, on a massive scale?

Didn't think so.

[TheQuebedeaux]

You know that if dwarf fortress was a 3d graphic game that now computer in the world couldn't run it because all the stuff that makes the game, i surprise that a home computer can...

[champ4life30]

@shiteohead holy crap dude slow down your hurting the trolls brain...on second thought what do i care? this fuck diserves it he needs to learn that graphics dont matter when a game is this good at what it does pc games crush any game in there path games like skyrim, minecraft, magika, tf2, and this could beat the shit out of games like Call Of Shit Modern Borefare 3, Battlefeild BAD company, and Even Halo Reach!!! Fuck it Go as Fast as you want I dont care DENNISNERDY CAN-*runs out of characters

[champ4life30]

Welp off to find Dennidnerdys comment be back in 5 years!! :)

[Thezylaboy]

This Game Is A Game For People that Aren't Fags So Piss off dennisnedry

[daveabittner]

@stevensonbak Took me a week of a fair amount of playing. I got the basics down began discovering things. Only now do my fortresses last 10+ years

[CR055H41RZ]

@Drbolla345 well that could be considered a crotch shot, but the thing is, if your **** were to be cut off in battle, you would certainly bleed out as compared to being stabbed in the leg (depending on how deep the cut is :D) crotch shot: + 20 exp. 'nuff said

[Drbolla345]

@CR055H41RZ You can, its called the lower body. You can attack the upper leg, and the lower leg, so we have to assume that the lower body is considered the crotch area.

[UltraGigala]

DUDES! just dont talk to dennisnedry, he is just trolling and hes a bad troll (by the way)... Dwarf fortress is awesome and he is just a faggy mc fag faggot. So remember: DONT FEED THE TROLLS!!!

[CR055H41RZ]

@TheQuebedeaux it actually would be simple

just make a isometric viewer (ex stonesense) then make sprites that can stick up out of the ground (basically it looks like minecraft) after that make slopes, then add parameters so that the generator makes the ground look slightly noisy, of course the ploygon modeling is needed. it would be hard to program, but it would look pretty cool if you added more plants like grass.

[CR055H41RZ]

@muter34567 you can't attack the crotch, lol

[Madurjafro]

@dennisnedry Dear Lord, Here we are people, The biggest Faggot in the world. Come and see him!

Also the gameplay within Dwarf Fortress, is far superior to the majority of games these days. and pretty much anything the PS3 can throw at it. All PS3's can do is make games look pretty, which for anyone with an IQ of over 80, doesn't really matter.