Melbourne - now 98.3% Zombie-free !!!

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Greetings folks! There's a lot of talk in the media these days about those flesh-eating menace-spawns called "zombies". I'd like to spread the word that my town, Melbourne - Australia, is in fact an (almost) zombie-free town (as opposed to, say, Canberra).
YES - it is now 98.33% zombie-free in fact!
Help me spread the word by purchasing a T-shirt and wearing it around tourists, or maybe your mum, or maybe at work, around other zombies - the opportunities are endless!
Visit the online store at cafepress.com/shop_of_x .
Spread the word! The City of Melbourne thanks you!

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Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• zombie
• zombies
• Melbourne
• Australia
• humor
• weird
• odd
• funny
• surreal
• collage
• animation

[Mynatt99]

werid

[Gadzooxtian]

WERID!

[CirrusBluesummers]

This is a lie. I've been to Melbourne Australia and seen tons of zombies. The place was lousy with em

[Gadzooxtian]

True - we're 98.3% zombie free. That means 1.7% are zombies - that's approx. 170,000 zombies. A lot, yes, BUT AT LEAST WE'RE 98.3% ZOMBIE-FREE !!! (NOW BUY THE DAMN SHIRT!)

[BartAllenImpulse]

Never buy the t shirt steal it for free

[suz1087]

hahaha hey dude- i work with sylvia at the awesome 'coffee club'- she told me to check out ur videos- love em! awesome! awesome!

suziQ

[nausinora]

lmfao love it

[akean1]

a showing of some of the 1.7% will be held at the carlton gardens at high noon on the 6th nov. melbourne cup day. if you are one of the undead, i suggest you be there!

[CirrusBluesummers]

Ok, you got me there, sorry for the mix up, I'll see about buying that shirt now.

[6shnuggle6]

Yes, Canberra is over-run by zombies. But they taste great with cheese! ~~Mark in Canberra~~