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Twilight (Funny Movie Review)

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Uploaded by on Nov 27, 2008

Miles, Matt, Danielle, Kristian and Mark give your their honest take on the new vampire movie based on the best selling novels starring Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson.
What did you think of the movie?
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  • Its good to know reviews like this reinforce the stereotype that gays and woman CONtinue to fall for shallow bullshit like Twilight. Would love to see these two give a review of Killers with the hammer bashing my skull.

  • @TCVB91 We have reviewed Killers, just type in schmoes know killers

  • This movie looked so bad xD but this review made us go see it just for fun. We honestly laughed in the cinema that only had girls in it (except for the 2 token guys in the back). We honestly didnt think the main character was "hot" either... The look on his face was just hilarious throughout the movie and the girl looked like she was being fingered 24/7 :S Anyway, we had good fun hehe.

  • Joost- glad you guys are such fans! It is an honor that you take us serious. Thank you kindly.

    Humbly, your idiots,

    THE SCHMOES

  • OMg Twilight Can Suck Dry balls, THen it can suck my balls, CUz this MOVIE WAS SHIT i didnt watch it, but considering how many times i got SACKED by my friends yea ITS SHITT

  • suckin dry balls! Ha- good play my friend.

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  • lol high school musical where they kill each other without the music rofl so F ing funny

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  • bring vibrating egg ??? LMFAO :DDDDDDDDDDDD

  • twilight?? u gotta be kidding me, its -15 movie

  • who is the woman in bed reveiwing the movie?

    i have to subscribe to her if she has a channel.lol.

    when did you officially start to rate the movies on the schmoes scale?

  • i hated both the twilight books and all the twilight movies

  • If it weren't for annoying fangirls, people wouldn't bash

    HSM

    Twilight

    Justin Bieber

    etc.

    For the record, I only enjoy the twilight series.

  • 2:57 he looks like he's about to throw up which was about my reaction to pretty much everything the girl in the bed was saying

  • "This time i am going to get a egg vribator that i put in my pants so i can get the full expierence"........xD

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