The Southern Girl's Mating Call by Sandy and Richard Riccardi

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Words and Music by Sandy Riccardi, arrangement by Richard Riccardi

Show directed and designed by Paul Gilger

From the halls of Kappa Alpha to the
lounge at Sigma Nu
Them boys are making hunch punch
That sweet and dangerous brew
They make it in a trash can
A 32 gallon drum
A master plan for maximum success
and a recipe for fun
There's Kool-aid and there's sugar
And ice cubes floatin' near
And sliced up fruit in the bottom of the barrel
Soakin' up the Everclear
And when the girls start drinkin'
They forget their care and fear
Then their Southern upbringin' goes flyin' out the window
Listen careful and you'll hear
It's the Southern Girl's Mating Call
"I can hardly taste the alcohol!"




Six words means she's lost her sense of self
It's the Southern Girl's Mating Call
"I can hardly taste the alcohol!"
See the morning after pills
flying off the doctor's shelf
The Southern female's special
Been raised to be sweet and good
And always take the narrow way
Say "No, No, No!" till her wedding day
So ingrained is all this teaching
That there's only one chance in hell
To break through all that preaching
And ring that Southern Bell
It's the Southern Girl's Mating Call
"I can hardly taste the alcohol"
Six small words straight from a frat boy's dream
It's the Southern Girl's Mating Call
"I can hardly taste the alcohol!" She can always name the baby Jimmy Beam
He needs her permission
To finish his mission
There's only one way
She'll be so dumb as to give it away
Now let this be a warning
To girls who would upstand
Never drink a beverage made
In a garbage can
Cuz every boy is watching
To see how much you'll take
your will is strong but it won't be long
Till you throw it in Crawford Lake
It's the Southern Girl's Mating Call
"I can hardly taste the alcohol!"
Six small words the boys can't wait to hear
It's the Southern Girl's Mating Call
"I can hardly taste the alcohol!"
She can always
Name the baby..... Everclear
She can always name the baby Johnny Walker
Jose Cuervo
If it's twins....Ernest and Julio
Name it hunch punch
Hell, name it Mad Dog 20/20

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Wofford
• Converse
• South
• Carolina
• Sigma
• Nu
• fraternity
• house
• hunch
• punch
• kappa
• alpha
• southern
• girl's
• mating
• call
• can
• hardly
• taste
• the
• alcohol
• drunk
• college
• sorority
• sig

[misty74sc]

GO CONVERSE! :D

[pfte1]

@misty74sc LOL! Red Devil or Pink Panther?

[misty74sc]

@pfte1 RED DEVIL, ARE U KIDDIN ME????? :D

[pfte1]

@misty74sc Me too, SISTA!!!!

[temptyfan]

Brilliant! love it.

[MmeLEnfer]

This was great haha

[JanePetyk]

AWESOME, as uusual.

[vleijon]

@vleijon Uhm. I meant to say that "ring that southern bell" is totally a pun I am holding on to for future use.

[vleijon]

You are amazing as always. Also, "ring that southern Bell(e)".