A new law prohibits Kaleidoscoping while driving, Joe Biden advertises guitar lessons on the White House bulletin board, and Romneymania sweeps the nation. It's the week of January 23rd, 2012.
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@BryceTryce I'm as much in favor of nuking innocent people as I am an atheist jew zionist. I don't collect stamps as if not collecting them is in style, and because I'm too busy collecting european postage stamps depicting mushrooms (which technically aren't stamps because they're not endorsed by Uncle Sam). Or whatever it was you said about me that you made up.
TheReaverOfDarkness 1 week ago
@TheReaverOfDarkness so because you and your family are unsuccessful we should just nuke innocent people? yeah that makes sense
BryceTryce 1 week ago
the one third of the world's population having to die part cracked me up.
mannymatrixofwar2 1 week ago
@ObamaHatesTheUSA1 You crazy troll. The Onion is fake news and the comments should be equally fake. Deep inside I pity you but not enough to stop laughing at you.
silvercruz1980 2 weeks ago
You’ll never find more truth, set in such a sharp contrast, than in the son & depopulation headlines.
Tressco 3 weeks ago
@ObamaHatesTheUSA1 why are you getting mad at him, ur the one spreading a lie about our president from ur name!
smosherx 3 weeks ago
Lol look at the top 2 commentors names
smosherx 3 weeks ago
@armedyboyedik1995 You claim you're informed and I'm not, yet when I point out facts you toss insults.
TheReaverOfDarkness 3 weeks ago
@TheReaverOfDarkness Hey dumbass. Maybe if you stayed informed like I did you would understand things that are going on in this country. Sadly, you're just another pathetic, liberal, jew, zionist, bank backing, cocksucking disaster. Rot in the corner.
armedyboyedik1995 3 weeks ago
@ObamaIsUnAmerican Calling everyone who disagrees with you a leftist, such a nuanced and intricate opinion you hold there
iseezapie 3 weeks ago