Opened the kitchen door this morning to discover the dog had chewed through half the leg of my brand new kitchen table and that's when I saw it, a beautiful bunch of ripe bananas sitting in tact on top of an unstable surface and I laughed whole heartedly. Thanks David. :-))
PlayboyHerbie: Hey you! You know I'm starting my diet on the same day as you! Actually, I have to--because it's hard to be a starving artist with a double chin! :P
"I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best." -Marilyn Monroe
I'm at the point that I only feel "alive" when I'm infront of a live audience... I guess you know what I mean ;)
santiagodevill 2 years ago
Some of DRC's best poems and an excellent performance too; a great way to return to YouTube after a long hiatus. Thanks for uploading.
RowanFortuneWood 2 years ago
Pretty good. Keep it up David!
CamoquinProductions 2 years ago
Opened the kitchen door this morning to discover the dog had chewed through half the leg of my brand new kitchen table and that's when I saw it, a beautiful bunch of ripe bananas sitting in tact on top of an unstable surface and I laughed whole heartedly. Thanks David. :-))
PoetLina 2 years ago
I saw the purgatory line coming, but it was still good! :-)
hell/marriage LOL!
A couple of these I've heard before, but they were good to hear again. :-)
CousinoMacul 2 years ago
Brilliant, David. You're getting really smooth at the old delivery!
rozeboosje 2 years ago
PlayboyHerbie: Hey you! You know I'm starting my diet on the same day as you! Actually, I have to--because it's hard to be a starving artist with a double chin! :P
DavidRandallCurtis 2 years ago
Reminds me of Orson Welles...
PlayboyHerbie 2 years ago
Reminds me of MM.
"I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best." -Marilyn Monroe
controversialbook 2 years ago
some of my favourites are in there *****stars; )
Kabuki0009 2 years ago 2