"MOUSTACHE" - PARODY RAP ABOUT FAMOUS MOUSTACHES - DANIEL SPINK

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LYRICS

It's hairy
It's hairy

Why you lookin' at me?
Why you, why you lookin' at me?
Why you lookin' at me?
Why you why you lookin'?

My moustache is refined
My moustache is groomed
All the girlies wanna ride
My upper lip broom

Handlebar or Fu Manchu
That's how I wear it
Like Mr. Belvedere's
You just can't compare it
Ming the Merciless
Grew it out so right
And you know Magnum PI
Kept his nice and tight
Oh, oh, oh, my lips need brushes
The way I wax it up, makes it look so luscious
NASCAR fans always have big crushes
Cause like Dale Earnhardt
You just can't touch this

Why you lookin' at me?
Why you, why you lookin' at me?
Why you lookin' at me?
Why you why you lookin'?

My moustache is refined
My moustache is groomed
All the girlies wanna ride
My upper lip broom

Cookie duster, soup strainer
Friendly nose neighbor
Love the way my mouth brow
Has a flavor saver
Chaplin, and Marx, and Alex Trebeck
Frank Zappa, Hulk Hogan
And of course, Tom Selleck
Oh, oh, oh, these guys had panache
Driving their Ferraris
Causing all kinds of whiplash
Always had bling and they all had cash
All because they sported a thick moustache

Why you lookin' at me?
Why you, why you lookin' at me?
Why you lookin' at me?
Why you why you lookin'?

My moustache is refined
My moustache is groomed
All the girlies wanna ride
My upper lip broom

Mike Ditka, Mike Schmidt
Had the best in sports
Dr. J and Larry Bird
On the basketball court
Keith Hernandez belonged in porn
And Borat had stache as soon as he was born
Oh, oh, oh, we get all the girls
Always look handsome but my name isn't Earl
Chicks like to mount my facial curls
They hop on my Einstein and give it a twirl

Why you lookin' at me?
Why you, why you lookin' at me?
Why you lookin' at me?
Why you why you lookin'?

They say my moustache is groomed
My moustache is hairy
And I rock it out
Like Journey's Steve Perry

Cause my moustache is really hairy
whoah whoah, whoah whoah
Cause my moustache is really hairy
whoah whoah, whoah whoah...

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[nicknotdick]

hawaii five0

[BmcMackin07]

Lol dis is brilliant. it should b featured probz will =]

[GaBeRockKing]

Time to wax my mustache!

[LyfSukz]

That beat is tight. I want that instrumental lol.

[fcsg1234]

RIO RIO I SAY¨¨

[seansavi]

well this song was amuzing lol im me so all my fans out there im still alove kay byye (l)

[viilips]

this makes me want to grow a mouctache

[westhesk8er]

Dumb

[AandSILENTd]

this song is awsome:p

[AandSILENTd]

this vidio is realy funny

[SuicideSilence4lyf]

@smartybrar87 Borat is definately mentioned..

[SLippe]

This is some funny shit.