Merry Christmas Anyway!-Original Song (Acoustic) Happy Holidays ! Everyone!

I wrote a Christmas song at the last min

Lyrics
Santa sent me a bill
said he didnt have the funds for his christmas runs
or the prozac for his beloved reindeer
and if i didnt mind
could i spare alittle time
and write him a check
and loan him a dime
for the children to be filled with christmas cheer
cause santa needs a bailout this year

chorus
yes unemployment up
and santa went bust
the reason for the season aint so clear
but happy holidays
and merry christmas anyway!

well i figured he was broke
and i thought the dime was dope
i cut him a check and bought him some toke
also quite queer was the prozac for his beloved reindeer
so i hit a drug store
only to find inflation had soared
so i sit pondered what id do
the congressman is there to get us through
so i ringed his line
and to my surprise
a voice came on the other side
said the government was shut down for review
and a loss in revenue

chorus
yes unemployment up
and santa went bust
the governments broke
thats no joke
but happy holidays
and merry christmas anyway!

Category:

Music

Tags:

• music
• acoustic
• guitar
• original
• song
• merry
• christmas
• anyway
• protest
• activist
• holiday
• santa

[BeautifulGirlByDana]

Anyway 5/5 ★s

[EOcomedy]

Santa Needs Bail Out xD Good song