Modern Man - my attempt

My apologies for being out of sync - I have no idea why that happens.

I had been watching - the master - George Carlin's "Modern Man" monologue 3-5 times during the past 6 months, always knowing that I would love to try to memorize it someday. This weekend was when it finally happened - I got a written version on my computer and I memorized it within 24 hours. This is me less than 24 hours after that doing my best to go through it.

There are a couple of obvious mistakes that I fix along the way.
*when I get to the "pre-washed, pre-cooked..." part I embarrassingly forgot to mention "pre-approved" in the heat of it.

Enjoy as I struggle to come up with the next word:)

- Hasse

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Entertainment

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• George Carlin
• Modern man
• memorization
• speech