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Outrageous John Mayer Quotes in the Form of a Song

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  • I think a certain Family Guy moment is appropriate here:

    "That's enough, John Mayer!"

    After all this, you have to feel sorry for Jennifer Love Hewitt, Jessica Simpson, Minka Kelly, and Jennifer Aniston. What a douche - and his music sucks.

  • the funniest part: it actually had some cool guitar riffs.

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  • i am very v- e-r y

  • @GoodAngel445 You ma'am have restored my faith in humanity

  • Fucking fails.

  • WTF is this bulshit? Comparing himself to blackas and then hes talking bout masturbation-vacation. lol seriously this is too retarded for me to get mad about it. Still deserves a beatdown tho.

    oh yeah and SLIPKNOT RULES YOU FUCKING 80s CUNTS!

    SEE MY 9 AND TREMBLE BUJI BITCHES.

    Masturbation vacation. Heh.

  • um, can i smash these two dumbasses in the face with a guitar now?

  • Goodangel you prob smell like dead fish....

  • @maestro723 Are you on crack or something? Most popular music post-1995, in my opinion, is garbage and it's all Kurt Cobain's fault. Not that it's any of your business, but I'm more of an 80's music fan.

  • @skidawg22 so I am guessing you like the Jonas Brothers. oh no wait you must be one of those SLiPKn0T ruLZ biiTcHeS \m/ people?

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