Here is track 8 from the Mentors second album, Up The Dose.
Band: The Mentors
Song: Couch Test Casting
Album: Up The Dose
Drums: El Duce
Guitar: Sickie Wifebeater
Bass: Dr. Heathen Scum
I'm couch test casting in Hollywood
Couch test casting makes me feel so good
My luck with women is ever lasting
On my office couch,I'm always casting
You wanna come to Hollywood and be a star
Have sex with me and you'll go real far
The office is open from 8 to 4
Don't care if you can act cause you're just a whore
There was a woman from North Carolina off the bus
She kicked me down her body without a fuss
The next girl came all the way from New York City
She gave me a lay and let me suck her titty
You wanna come to Hollywood and be a star
Have sex with me and you'll go real far
Take acting lessons and modeling class
It don't matter,I'll be messin' with your ass
The next girl was 9 and needed protection
I got bold and I got an erection
So all you chicks,if you wanna go far
You gotta have sex with me if you wanna be a star
You wanna come to Hollywood and be a star
Have sex with me and you'll go real far
Lying on your back you say you can act
You're just a slut and that's a fact
Couch test casting ih Hollywood
Makes me feel so nasty and makes me feel so good
And when I'm through with you baby
There's a street pump waiting just for you yeah!
You wanna come to hollywood and be a star
Have sex with me and you'll go real far
My office is open from 8 to 4
I don't care if you can act cause you're just a whore
Listen to this while watching a Max Hardcore porn!
boiledhooker 3 months ago
@ThrashKommand El Duce had some classics. 2 of my favorites: "bend and smell my anal vapor/your face is my toilet paper" goden shower. "glam fags wash their hair in a washing machine/you know its full of sperm and it aint too clean"- heterosexuals have the right to rock.
LetsGoMetsGo33 5 months ago
They still manage to Rock on years after EL's death.
"Lying on your back, you say you can act,you're just a slut & thats a fact"
Cruel & understood in Hollywood-- Mentors at their finest.
GeorgeHVail 6 months ago
The Mentors & GG Allin = greatest trolls ever.
AngryInternetTroll 10 months ago
Definitely my favorite Mentors track.
slayera 10 months ago
"The next girl was 9 years old and needed protection. So I got bold and got an erection." - Funniest damn lyrics I've ever heard. El Duce was a true poet. rofl
ThrashKommand 1 year ago
"lying on your back youll say you can act your just a slut and thats a fact" sickies playin was awesome on this album r.i .p el duce
BaronBlood138 1 year ago
R.I.P EL DUCE
ap850 1 year ago
Constantly praising him!
vivalaranter 2 years ago
Aint that the truth.
Dokkensucks753 2 years ago