Santa Pooped In My Stocking

Rhett Price and Chris Murphy playing a special Christmas tune for everyone who wasn't so nice this year!

LYRICS:
The year went by awfully quick
I never stopped to think
That Santa might be watching me
And now my Christmas stinks

I set out milk and cookies for Santa to enjoy
Hoping he'd bring toys and games even though I was a naughty boy
But when I trotted down the stairs much to my dismay
Mom and dad were awfully mad; there were no games to play

Santa Pooped in My Stocking
I better be good next year

As the stench of Santa's stocking stuffer swallowed up the air
I thought of all the nasty things I'd done throughout the year
I told some lies, made babies cry, even shaved my neighbor's dog
But Santa got the best of me when he left that Yuletide Log

Santa Pooped in My Stocking
I better be good next year

Santa's got his eye on you
There's nothing that he's missed
Take it from me boys and girls
You don't want to be on Santa's Naughty List

Solo

Well now I know that Santa's real; this year I paid the price
I know what the bad kids get; next year I'm gonna be nice

I'm hoping you'll behave yourself now that you've been warned
Or you'll find out the hard way that Santa eats candy corn

Santa Pooped in My Stocking
I better be good next year

Category:

Music

Tags:

• Rhett
• Price
• Chris
• Murphy
• Pricele$$
• Priceless
• Boston
• Christmas
• Santa
• Pooped
• In
• My
• Stocking

[swaags]

hahaha! met you on chat roulette, this is hilarious and quite well written. KUDOS

[brianacash13]

Haha, this is awesome!

[whoscooldaddydre]

haw haw this is awesome