VMAs (Single Ladies - Beyoncé - NOW VIACOM APPROVED)

Incompetentia's second album - The Graduate Student: A Dissertation In Horribleness - is out! Buy it on iTunes through this link: http://tinyurl.com/y89f4yc

So, Viacom failboated my first video, so I removed all the exciting parts. The video's not so important now. Just listen to the song already

OH MY GOD DID YOU HEAR KANYE WEST IS WORSE THAN HITLER

No, but for realz, wouldn't it make the most sense if this stunt were planned by all the involved parties? Kanye wins some fans for insulting Taylor Swift, Taylor Swift wins some fans for getting insulted by the big bad rapper (and those who immediately think racism), and Beyoncé just stays cool and calm and collected and gets the most fans for just doing that. Meanwhile, all three collect a huge chunk of publicity.

Special thanks to kradasca for technical helps.

Anyway. Lyrics:

All the VMAs
All the VMAs
All the VMAs
All the VMAs
All the VMAs
All the VMAs
All the VMAs


Now look at Taylor Swift

I'm not that miffed if you catch my drift

I know I'm still more popular
You decided on her but it's me they prefer

Kanye West will provide the slurs

But all us three, we're all in league

It's a lot of free attention

'Cause my label sees some more money

There's no bad publicity



[Chorus]
Cuz if you heard it then you might've gone and tweeted it

If you saw it then you probably Facebook statused it

Dont you realize once you do it they talk over it

If you talk it up enough we're doing news segments
(x2)

I got gloss on my lips, some dress on my hips

And a confused expression on my face

acting it through, this is what I do

I couldnt care less what you think

I need no permission, no dimension

As long as you devote your attention

'Cause my label likes
The promotional spike
And it always pays off with a strike

[Chorus]

Cuz if you heard it then you might've gone and tweeted it

If you saw it then you probably Facebook statused it

Dont you realize once you do it they talk over it

If you talk it up enough we're doing news segments
(x2)

Dont think that Taylor Swift is all hurt

She'll sell out more concerts

And Kanye gets some cred, keeps him fed

And no one can hate me, or berate me
I was victimized, they'll inflate me, be irate at someone else

While my singles will sell

'Cause I'm the one that got caught

While the battle was fought

And my support in records bought?

All the VMAs
All the VMAs
All the VMAs
All the VMAs
All the VMAs
All the VMAs
All the VMAs
Now look at Taylor Swift

[Chorus]

Cuz if you heard it then you might've gone and tweeted it

If you saw it then you probably Facebook statused it

Dont you realize once you do it they talk over it

If you talk it up enough we're doing news segments
(x2)

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• vma
• kanye
• west
• beyonce
• beyoncé
• taylor
• swift
• country
• rap
• rapper
• pop
• video
• music
• award
• awards
• insult
• microphone
• single
• lad

[mrandmrsjwhitney]

lol you should get another hobby that doesnt shock people to death lol

[Incompetentia]

Shock?

[TheBadGirl2001]

#LOL xDDDD

[grzesiek938]

wtf?

[ksmurfer]

lol

[mindygogogo]

Let's try this comment again:

UR SO FUNE LETS GET MARRIED LOL O WAIT WE ARE LMAO!!!!!11

Wat.

[adrianafitz]

This is awesome.