James Haskins performing "Last One Picked" from "Whoop-dee-doo"

James Haskins performing "Last One Picked" from "Whoop-dee-doo" with appearance made by Martina Desnoyers.

Accompanist: Tony Romeo

Lyrics: "Clink a glass and wipe your eye
to my bygone days at Spring Brook High
And the class I learned to dread
the ego-buster they called phys ed
Basketball baseball football stickball
volleyball dodgeball tetherball kickball
playing was hell but worst of all
was the ritual that came first of all

last one picked, non-athletic
last one picked, at sports I was pathetic
other kids could tumble and run,
but my coordination was totally un
six guys left, stomach sinking
three guys left, my self-esteem was shrinking
felt so ashamed I could've cried
nobody wanted me on their side
how many notes have I forged to say,
please excuse James from gym today,
he wrenched his back
his colons spastic
he's got meningitis and his kneecaps are plastic
I was the last one picked, rejected by the rabble
Last one picked I could beat em' all at scrabble
My brains didn't do me a bit of good
The bottom of the barrel was wear I stood
But time went by, and I met you
And learned a team could consist of two
The way I am is a-okay
and who cares about kids games anyway
last one picked the past is past now
last one picked at last im not the last now
I'm first draft pick on a winning team
As I'd always dreamed I'd be
Imagine my surprise, when out of all those other guys
You picked me."

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