Song for Bill - Dave Warneke

A comedy song and video about people with the name "Bill." I made this song simply after discovering that Bill Henson and Bill Clinton's names kinda rhymed...

NOTE: This song could potentially hold the WORLD RECORD for song with the most references to people with the name Bill!

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If your name is Bill then this song is dedicated to you... if you're name isn't Bill then perhaps you'll consider changing it?
Drums bass and Bill references by Dave Warneke.

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LYRICS

Bill is the name of Bill Clinton
Bill is the name of Bill Henson
Bill is the name of Bill Gates
Bill is the name we should appreciate.

If Hitler's name had been Bill
We surely would have been killed.
He would have shat all over Churchill.
Because his name would have been Bill.

Bill is the name of Bill Bailey.
Bill is the name of our future song... maybe baby?

If santa changed his name to Bill
Kid's would get more of a thrill
If Kill Bill had been real
Uma Thurman would have been killed
Because she would have been fighting Bill...

Will is the name of actor Will Smith
And Will is the name of actors that are SHIT!

I only eat Bubble O'Bills
Because they're made from Bills.
I get change I ask for five dollar Bills
That way I get more Bills
I bought a season of the Bill
But apparently it's not about Bill
It's jsut about some stupid cops
None of whom are called Bill.

If people named their kids Bill more
There'd be no need for war
We just need more Bill's
So I'm changing my name to Bill Bill Bill Bill Bill Bill Bi Bi Bi Bill

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[CockneyNutjob4]

I think I should name my son Bill. Great work!

[DoctorDaveWarneke]

Haha you should!

[MyLifeOnParade]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

The custodian at work is called BIll. He's a man's man.