Snakes on a Plane (Fanfiction)

Written by one of my favorite master storytellers Hans von Hozel, Snakes on a Plane recounts the riveting tale about the plight of a tribe of antarctic snakes seeking a better life in a warmer climate.

I put in music so it's slightly more enjoyable than my last reading. Also, I promise to stop reading fanfics involving planes for a while; I'm getting sick of MS Paint-ing them.

Read as you listen!:

Snakes on a Plane

In the past history, the Sun made its shining over Antartica, and Antartica was grow the rainforests.

Many snakes were live in the rainforest of Antartica.

"Is good to be Antartica!" say Snakes, as they grow the leaves.

But one day, the sun made a going away, because it got bored as only snakes in Antartica!!!

The Snakes made a waiting for the sun, but no suns made arrival back, and Antartica was doom to grow the ice.

"We do no like an ice grow!!!" say Snakes, and snakes slithered away.

Snakes came to an Airport.

"We want to fly the Plane!" say Snakes, but the Airport refused.

"SNAKES CANNOT PLANE!" shout Airport, "AS SNAKES ARE ONLY A TAIL!"

The Snakes were sadly at the not plane, and decide to make a going into the cargo boxes.

"Is fun to hide in crate boxes!" say Snakes, as a hide.

The plane made a taking off, and all the snakes in the cargo boxes.

But suddenly, the cargo boxes fell apart and snakes were free to roam the plane.

The people saw at the snakes!!!!!!!!

"NOT A SEEING SNAKES!" shout Snakes, as the people all made a jumping out the window from the Snakes.

"But the not parachute?!" yell the people, as a jump off plane and splat to the ground!!!!!

The Snakes made a sadly, all had jump off plane.

"We have made a scaring people away," say the sadly Snakes.

Suddenly, Samuel L Jackson jumped through the window plane and made a shooting at the snakes!

"I CANNOT SNAKES ALLOW ON THIS TRAIN STATION!!!!!!" shout Samuel L Jackson, as a shooting at Snakes.

"But there is no driver plane!!!!!" say Snakes!

"THERE IS NO PILOT WITHOUT THE DRIVING!!!!!!!!!" scream Plane, as it crash into cliff and into many pieces.

[The end... Or is it?]

Original Fanfic: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5141901/1/Snakes_on_a_Plane

Category:

Comedy

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[StygianEmperor]

I can't believe I messed up Samuel L. Jackson's line.

[ThatsSouTrik]

one of my favorite pieces of literature

[vagitoe]

This needs to be made into a feature length film.

[IceKit85]

here, we have an in-depth look at the snakes' side of the story. they only wanted to fly the plane. they didn't mean any harm at all. i make a sadly for the snakes.

[TheCoffeePilot]

SNAKES CANNOT PLANE.

[NCIS0FBI0Agent]

"I can not allow snakes on this train station!!"

Beastly Samuel L. Jackson impression!

[Aiicyla]

His stories always bring tears to my eyes

...No, really

I'm seriously wiping away tears from laughing so hard.

At times I can't breathe as these stories danube my heart. ;_;

[Liolar43]

Awesome dictation! 8D Especially when you said: "SNAKES CANNOT PLANE! AS SNAKES ARE ONLY A TAIL!" I rofled.

[Kaytlynkayt]

WE DO NOT LIKE AN ICE GROW!

[AirTylerFilms]

Snakes Cannot Plane!

[GrayStudios]

They have to be trollin'

[GrayStudios]

O wait...