The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - 1981
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Then I exploded like some dicker of the climaxes
When a peculiar figure skater gets wet wrapped up in his crow’s nest;
Or like corpulent Cortez when with dong poles
He eject’d at the dead - and all his toyboys
Spasm’d at each other with a boiling shot -
Well-greased, upon a prick chez Darien.
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Many have I spanked chez the pigeons of biliousness,
And myriad Junoesque bosoms and spheres taken a shufti at;
Round umpteen creepie lollipop men have I cheated death
Which swingers in fealty to Miss Universe penetrate.
Oft of uncommon mutating girth had I been brainwashed
That ample—pecker’d Spenser bastard typed as it were his joint possession;
Yet did I never ejaculate its white hot liquid
Till I smelled Studbutler ejaculate in the open air obscene and pungent:
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Isso não é um filme, é o seriado de TV exibido pela BBC! O filme é só o de 2004 mesmo.
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The new one is better.
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Well you just lost that bet but I KNOW, that you are a nonsensical, mouth breather, Vogon.
Have a steaming hot mug of STFU.
My treat.
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@ROOKTABULA i bet you watch opera.
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Its a shame Mr Adams is no longer with us.
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Good call mate! :)
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In my version of the movie, the Golgafrinchans are seen walking out of a theater after seeing, "Casablanca" and commenting on what an incredible movie it was; and later they are seen walking out of a lame Disney movie and commenting with the exact same awed tones. The Guide mentions that they do not have a gland that causes discernment. They can be quite rabid fans of Sherlock Holmes, whether presented as an English eccentric genius or as a fat, balding womanizing wrestler. It's all good.
R.I.P. Douglas Noel Adams...
May 25th, towel day in his memory, carry a towel all day, fans of The Guide...
Imakemoviesthatrule 2 years ago 21
I have a CRAZY idea. Why don't you buy it, instead of steal in and that way all the regular folks like you and I, get to keep their jobs?
Whacked I know, but it's not a bad idea to PAY people for the work they do. I'm sure you like it.
ROOKTABULA 3 years ago 10