A RantSponse to a Pretentious Amazon Reviewer Known As Bert Einstein

I'm not convinced that this guy is a troll, since a number of his reviews are fairly legitimate and show little sign of clamouring for attention, although his pretentious comments say otherwise.

Oh, and in case you were wondering, that was Aki Hoshino at the end. Hey, whatever works for me, I guess. Let's face it, this is probably the angriest I've ever gotten during a rant, and my nekomimi fetish is the only thing that can tame my easily-ignited brain.

Category:

People & Blogs

Tags:

• amazon
• uk
• reviews
• reviewer
• bert
• einstein
• extremist
• pretentious
• conservative
• modernist
• hating
• egotistical
• rant
• response

[HarrietJonesPhd]

Hey, Bert is really handsome!

[Akriloth2160]

@HarrietJonesPhd

I've been wondering if that picture really is him, or some image of Brad Pitt he captured off of Google Image Search.

[dapinkpwner2008]

So this guy talks shit about things irrelevent to your reviews?

[Akriloth2160]

@dapinkpwner2008

They are sort-of relevant, but they're still bullshit.

[HarrietJonesPhd]

@Akriloth2160 Hey, it doesn't look like Brad at all. You sound well p***** off! Whassup?

[JakeTV370]

The end is....uh....indescribably awkward.

[TheTigerStrike]

Nekos with big tits make everything better

[The98Funnyman]

Where did you get that clip at the end from?

[JustASpaceCowboy1]

Wait people care about reviews on Amazon?

[vDEATHxSTROKEv]

Also I kind of think he was trolling, but he's so bad at it IMHO,