South Park - The Most Offensive Song Ever (lyrics)

Classic Christmas song sung by Mr. Hankey feat. Kenny

----------lyrics----------

Howdy Ho.
the Virgin Mary was sleepin'
When Angel Gabriel appeared
He said, "You are to be the virgin mother."
and Mary thought that was weird.
Mary said, "I'm not a virgin.
I blew a guy last year."
But then Gabriel said to Mary,
"My child, have no fear."

cause, you can suck all the dick you want
And still be a virgin, Mary.
You can suck all the dick you want
And still not be considered flawed.
Although you went to town
and sucked some semen down,
You're still a virgin in the eyes of God.

There was no room at the inn
When Mary and Joseph did arrive.
But they were so very tired, you see,
And Mary had to offer a bribe.
Since she had no money,
How would she pay for a place to sleep?
Gabriel appeared to Mary
And told her not to weep.

'Cause you can suck all the dick you want
And still be a virgin, Mary.
You can suck all the dick you want
And still be the mother of Christ.
If there's no room at the inn,
then it's not considered a sin
so suck my dick and get the fuck away!

Then, three wise men did appear
Bearing gifts of myrrh and such
They said that they had followed a star
And missed a woman's touch.
Mary thought she might pleasure them
But could not take them to bed.
But again, Gabriel appeared to her
And this is what he said:

You can suck all the dick you want
And still be a virgin, Mary.
You can suck all the dick you want
Every one in the nation.
Fellatio ain't no sin.
Go on and blow those Three Wise Men
And you'll still be a virgin 'cause there was no penetration!

So, you can suck all the dick you want
And still be a virgin, Mary.
The donkey and the ox and the lambs
And even the little drummer boy
folks will remember your name quick.
They'll say "Damn, that bitch could suck a dick!"
'Cause sucking dick brings peace on Earth and joy.

'Cause sucking dick brings peace on Earth and joy.
YOU CAN SUCK MY DICK

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[skirby201212]

Who has two thumbs and doesn't care about God? This guy right here. :) "Virgin Mary"-my ass...

[FlameRagius]

Kenny... God bless that epic little man (':

[DORUmonify]

I like the part where Kenny says Wha Wha Wha WWha Wha Wha

[DontKillKenny911]

*ucking funny dude l love kenny he is fucking amazing :D

[satansbloodykiss]

lol been to listen to this video 6 times today alone XD my parents are hardcore christian and was wondering what would happen if i played this in the car off my ipod on the way home :P (withought telling them what kenny is saying ofcourse hahaha)

[imogenbr0wn]

can i just ask a question? why did you click on a link that says 'south park- the most offensive song ever.' as soon as it said 'the virgin mary was sleepin' how the fuck didn't you realize it was about virgin mary? if you're religious don't watch south park lmfao it's that simple. don't watch it if you're easily offended either.it's a great show. get a sense of humor.

p.s kenny is the cutest thing i have ever seen/heard and i love him.

SO SUCK MY DICK AND GET THE FUCK AWAAAAY

[MasaomiKidaLover96]

If its a sin to listen to this song and laugh at it then I'm going to hell.

[unit9gt]

I am a catholic and i find this funny

[Bmc13200]

thumbs up for atheism FTW!!!!!!!!!!

[LUKASAHLSTROM]

@ErikkChattman Trey Parker and Matt Stone are not Mormons, I assure you. I think Stone is a jew tho. They just grew up in Utah so they've lived around Mormons their whole life.

[LUKASAHLSTROM]

@extremeforce20 Right, god's cool. Just everything you fucking middle-America retards believe in is REE-TAR-DED. Exactly as this song states, the "Virgin Mary" was no miracle, it was some skanky whore lying to everybody about fucking every dude in town and getting pregnant with your Jesus. Take the stick out your ass because it's 2012 and that kinda backwards-ass thinking is gonna get you killed when the Rapture comes, which will be never :)

[mylittleangelpillow]

@extremeforce20

South parks fault, not thiers.