"Hard Candy Christmas" is a song written by composer/lyricist Carol Hall for the musical The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas.
Near the end of the original play, individual girls of the brothel sing lines of the verses as they are preparing to leave; they join together on the refrains. This pattern was adopted for the film version of the musical, except for the fact that Dolly Parton (who played Miss Mona) is featured as soloist on the refrains, with the girls accompanying her. A further alteration can be found on the soundtrack album for the film, in which Parton alone sings the verses.
Parton's version of the song was released as a single and reached the top ten on the U.S. country singles chart in November 1982. In 1998, the song re-entered the country charts and peaked at #73 based on unsolicited airplay.
Song Lyrics:
Hey, maybe I'll dye my hair
Maybe I'll move somewhere
Maybe I'll get a car
Maybe I'll drive so far
They'll all lose track
Me, I'll bounce right back
Maybe I'll sleep real late
Maybe I'll lose some weight
Maybe I'll clear my junk
Maybe I'll just get drunk on apple wine
Me, I'll be just
Fine and Dandy
Lord it's like a hard candy christmas
I'm barely getting through tomorrow
But still I won't let
Sorrow bring me way down
I'll be fine and dandy
Lord it's like a hard candy christmas
I'm barely getting through tomorrow
But still I won't let
Sorrow get me way down
Hey, maybe I'll learn to sew
Maybe I'll just lie low
Maybe I'll hit the bars
Maybe I'll count the stars until dawn
Me, I will go on
Maybe I'll settle down
Maybe I'll just leave town
Maybe I'll have some fun
Maybe I'll meet someone
And make him mine
Me, I'll be just
Fine and dandy
Lord it's like a hard candy christmas
I'm barely getting throung tomorrow
But still I won't let
Sorrow bring me way down
I'll be fine and dandy
Lord it's like a hard candy christmas
I'm barely getting through tomorrow
But still I won't let
Sorrow bring me way down
I'll be fine and dandy
Lord it's like a hard candy christmas
I'm barely getting through tomorrow
But still I won't let
Sorrow bring me way down
'Cause I'll be fine
(I'll be fine)
Oh, I'll be fine
CHRISTMAS OR NOT I LISTEN TO THIS WHENEVER IM FEELING DOWN. ITS A GOOD PICK ME UP... TY FOR ADDING THIS :)
MEELAHMOBUBBA 9 months ago 3
@MEELAHMOBUBBA Glad it helps pick you up :-)
HolidayFavorites 9 months ago
Today was supposed to be the shittiest christmas ever, but my hubby and I got a suprise! My middle daughter came home for Christmas to be with her mom n dad, INSTEAD of spending it with her older sister, as per court order. I sit here, watching the snow gently fall,& with it, my tears of gratitide fall right along. This was on the radio just a few minutes ago,& I had to hear it again. This song, to me, is the very essence of a Christmas spent alone. Thank u for uploading it. Always been a fave.
mintgumdropz1 1 year ago 6
@mintgumdropz1 Your welcome! I'm glad you had a nice Surprise for Christmas :-) Nice story....
HolidayFavorites 1 year ago
WooooooooooooooooooooooooooHoooooooooooooo1982.
Loved Dolly & Burt in this One!!!!
Great Movie & a Super!!! Song.
Hysteriabelle70 1 year ago 8
@Hysteriabelle70 Thanks for stopping by and commenting :-) It is a good one huh? Ohh the 80's.........................
HolidayFavorites 1 year ago