Think About It - Flight Of The Conchords

Think About It. Think, Think About It
Flight Of The Conchords
HBO One Night Stand

Bret :
Children on the streets using guns and knives,
Taking drugs and each other's lives.
Killing each other using knives and forks,
And calling each other names like dork.

Jemaine :
There's people on the street getting diseases from monkeys.
Yeah that's what I said, they're getting diseases from monkeys,
Why's this happening, please, who's been touching these monkeys?
Leave these poor sick monkeys alone
They're sick, they've got problems enough as it is.

Bret :
A man is lying on the street, some punk has chopped off his head,
And I'm the only one who stops to see if he's dead,
Aaoohh...Turns out he's dead.

Jemaine :
That's why I'm singing

Both :
Oooooh, what is wrong with the world today?

Jemaine:
What's wrong with the world today, *mumbles*

Both :
Oooooh, what is wrong with the world today?
Think about it, think about it, think, think about it

Bret :
Good cops get framed and put into a can,
And all the money that we're making is going to the man.

Jemaine :
What man?
Whose the man?
When's a man a man?
Why's it so hard to be a man?
Am I a man?
Yes, technically....yes...

Jemaine :
Oohh, come on, sing it to me: they're turning kids into slaves
They're turning kids into slaves just to make cheaper sneakers.
But what's the real cost, cause the sneakers don't seem that much cheaper.
Why are we still paying so much for sneakers when you got little kid slaves making them?
What are your overheads?

Bret :
Well, at the end of your life, you are lucky if you die.
Sometimes I wonder why we even try.
(Jemaine: Why try?)
I saw a man lying on the street half dead,
He had knives and forks sticking out of his leg!
He said, "Ahh ahh ahh ahhhhhhhhoowww
Can somebody get the knife and fork out of my leg, please?!?"

Jemaine :
Ooh, could somebody please remove these cutleries from my knees?

Both :
Yeah yeeeahhh
This is where we break it down
This is where we break it down
We'll break it down
What are they doing, they're breaking it down
What do they do, and now their keeping it funky
Just having a funky jam and then we're going to drop the beat
And then we'll bring it back Up
Wah wah wah waaah!

*Both wail*

Then we'll take it low
Fading out, fading out
We're talking about the issues, but we're keeping it funky.
We're fading out, we're just fading out.
Why they getting quiet, they're just fading out.
*monkey noises*
Stop touching them monkeys.

Category:

Comedy

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[BOSSMANAKAMANBOSS]

lol !!stop tuching the monkey!!!!! funny stuff

[katie5991]

jemaine!!!!

[SouthParcKartman]

people are gtting diseases from monkeys thats wwhat i sadi there getting diseases from monkeys why r you touching these monkeys they have problems as they r

[talantaa]

the 4 people who dislike this are the ones who touched the monkeys

[TheChipAndSkip]

bret is underrated

[WinwinLS]

Ey.. fun monkey disease!

[dauwg99]

"whats wrong with the world today, never mrmrmrmr...."

[lpfann]

soooo much better live compared to on their show

[logan4x6]

4 people touched monkeys

[xXReedyboiXx1]

ahhhhhh... fun monkey disease :D

[ThePaool]

4 trolls are trolling trolls trying to troll trolls

[The1Hiphopopotamus]

@BOSSMANAKAMANBOSS funny stuff indeed!