Jesus Is A Zombie
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he rocks !! XD
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@Seymour13 well indeed zombie ( it's from old german myth or something) is someone who rose from dead, but there is "rising from dead" and "rising from dead" zombie exactly is a rotting body walking around, preying on living because of lifeforce or something (blood, human meat etc... don't remember correctly) and rising from dead in christianity means new life with fully recovered body, living again,
zombies don't live ;] they are just "functioning" (sry for crappy eng) cause they're undead
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great story XD haha! I freakin love Voltaire
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weeeeeee idol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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lol jesus is a zombie lol
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a jewish zombie......well so happends i have some nazi zombies with me here mwahahahahhahahahah
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hahaha,that is too funny!II hadn't even meant to find this!
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lol Happy Easter everybody
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Now this is an epic joke.!!
10 months ago 2
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well let's be honest, the defenition of zombie is someone who died rising from the grave.
So yeah, IF the bible was based on truth then jesus would in fact have been a zombie, no matter how you slice it. zombie = walking dead man/woman.
Seymour13 2 years ago 25
"This story requires alcohol!"
Wingnut793 2 years ago 22