Homestar Runner: Drunk & Available

Marzipan broke up with Homestar, but she didn't break his spirit. Or his ability to drink dozens of cold ones in a single sitting.

The amazing Jesse Meza single-handedly animated this video.

• Category

  Comedy

[firelegendmushroom]

10/10, would bang.

[3jrhall]

Turn on the interactive transcript...

[Stanley Sampson]

I'm convinced this is what Homestar does every time he breaks up with Marizpan....or when Marzipan breaks up with /him/, I mean....

[selfsufficientman1]

a one that is not cold, is barely even a one at all.

[Will Goodman]

so many cold ones...

[kittensandkobolds]

I wouldn't go so far as to say it disgraces the original... That's some nice flash decompiling you did to get the sprites. The animation style is a bit off, like Homestar doesn't do the shrink and stretch when he turns and the voice-acting is good. Noticeably harsher than Matt's though, especially when he says "Sowwy!" (Bubs voice acting is perfect, but that's because it's a clip from interview). The only reason I'm being so critical is because I love the original... If you haven't seen it, do.

[Zoras88]

they need to bring the site back

[Longcat tacgnoL]

Pause at 1:57 and look down

[strongstartownipan]

Really, brentalfloss?

[Pontes277]

What do I bring to the table? Probably hunny Ham. Lmao